I heard the Tayyabs is now flying a rainbow flag outside
and all the waiters are wearing nothing but aprons.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Would you like special sauce?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I love that their chlli sauce isn't as hot
as the yoghurt sauce.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

This place sounds intriguing
yet completely unsuitable for me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)

You should come
Monty is organising a table for the 13th May.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Oh fucking tempting
I'm a vegilesbian though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Does that mean you only eat female vegetables?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:36, Reply)

It means I fancy mentally limited women

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:38, Reply)

You must have been gutted when Jade Goody died

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

nah the problem is
they usually resist. Now that barrier has been taken away Lampito can have a good night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I am indeed.
All welcome apart from Cave Duck and Spanky.

Applications must be made via gaz and will be vetted by the Dining Soc committee, consisting of me, al and some other cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Oh god this is another Secret Bash debacle
Let's all hope your little gathering turns out better than the Secret Bash did.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:37, Reply)

The last one was magnificent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

We must be talking about different ones
I could use many words to describe that night, but "magnificent" is not one of them.

/ancient history
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

The last one I organised, I meant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Ah I see
Do you mind if you link me to the site for Tayyabs? Or should I just fucking google it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:47, Reply)

www.tayyabs.co.uk
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Tarka dahl
awesome.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:50, Reply)

If you have a problem with hot food
I advise you to stay away. The vegetarian dishes particularly are pretty fierce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I like hot food.
Within reason...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Woah! Steady on.
Will no-one think of the POOR OTTERS?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I used to buy cocaine
from a man called Tarquin (he was a most unlikely Tarquin, incidentally). His codename in my telephone was 'The Otter'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)

That's the second time this Cave Duck fellow's name has come up with unsavoury connotations in 24 hours
If there's bitching to be had I want to be privy to it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I bet you're always hanging around the 'privy' being 'unsavoury'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Not bad. Not bad at all. 8/10, including a bonus point for speed

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

When?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

When am I
organising a table for the 13th May?

I read that as "I'm dim".

You should come though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I don't read al's posts,
I may join you I might have a meeting in central london that day, if they don't change it to a video conference to save money.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

You can get there
from the West End in about 20mins by bus. Piece of piss.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I'll let you know next week,
start putting me through the vetting procedure.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:47, Reply)

OK
First you have to send Al a cock-gaz every hour, on the hour, for a week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Really not sure where the best place is to enter this thread...
13th May is very fortuitous timing, as I will have spent all day at a long and fucking boring meeting, to which steaming islands of turmeric-stained meat in rivers of flaming hot ghee will be the perfect foil.

Do I need vetting?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:10, Reply)

You're on the committee you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 1 May 2010, 2:17, Reply)

Me too, fucks up newbies every time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:25, Reply)

...and all the seekh kebabs now have bell-ends

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:21, Reply)