I only joined because various friends were insulted that I couldn't view the photos of their children
yet when I print them off and wank over them they are also aggrieved. You cant win I tells ya.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Agreed
Posting "Phwooar" on a picture of kids in a bath is generally frowned upon.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:00, Reply)

The problem is, if you don't "phwoar" all the kids you're going to insult the parents of those that you don't
"So what's wrong with Melissa huh? Not good enough for you..."
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:03, Reply)

IT'S AN ETIQUETTE MINEFIELD!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Tell me about it
I went to a christening last year and I had absolutely no idea what the appropriate amount of wanking was. Luckily rob was on hand on the main board to explain. B3ta saves the day again!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:10, Reply)

It is polite to stop ejaculating
when the attendees have filled the font, according to tradition.

What better place for a 'Lord's Prayer Wank' than a church, though, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:12, Reply)

and avoid the christening dress
it's considered good manners to hit the shrivelled great-aunt instead. Sharing the wealth and all that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:15, Reply)

The problem was, what with god not existing and people having better things to do on a sunday morning
there weren't many attendees, so guess who had to make up the difference! I'm not made of spunk dammit!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Faking it
with wallpaper paste is particularly frowned upon in polite society.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Well, the people that go there expect to hear the Lord's Prayer at some point in the service
And if it's delivered in an impassioned performance then so much the better.

It's when they look up from their praying positions to see your thick, hefty wads of man batter dripping from the pews and then the "priest" standing afore them with his member in his beslimed hand that they may start to worry.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:19, Reply)