Starting with a bang
My car pissed itself this morning on the way to work. I have just got in after a recovery.

Cuntycuntycuntycunt.

Anyway, why are you up so early? I thought the retired got up to watch loose women or crap in the attic.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 4 May 2010, 8:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Or Loose Crap / Women in the Attic

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 May 2010, 8:30, Reply)

I'd watch the latter show.
The first one doesn't appeal.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 4 May 2010, 8:37, Reply)

Wait till you have piles
You'll become a convert.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Woke up at six as usual.
I'll go back to bed later. Maybe an afternoon nap?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 4 May 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Good, don't stress yourself.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 4 May 2010, 8:44, Reply)