don't forget the hopeless unrequited crush
on the hero
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Depends on who the hero turns out to be
No amount of character development bullshit will encourage me to lust after Al
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Donkey Gums
and Davros Grandad seem to be the two in contention for the role at the moment.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I don't know Donkey Gums very well
but I get the impression that I'd need to be a bit fetish-y to fancy him. Davros' Grandad is at least a fellow geek
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

well
Donkey Gums wanks off his horse. Take from that, what you will
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Davros' Grandad wanks off his darlek

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Davros wins
At least if the sex was crap the pillow talk would be interesting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:36, Reply)

he might require you to whisper
'Exterminate' to him. Or to show marked difficulty in climbing stairs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Works for me
If I get bored of him I'll just run to the top of a tower block. There are loads of them just lying around all over the place
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:38, Reply)

But daleks can fly!
Edit: Also best quote from the wikipedia page
Another pornographic parody, entitled Dr. Loo and the Filthy Phaleks was released earlier in 2005.[138]
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:38, Reply)

*Another* pornographic parody?
Makes me wonder what the first was called
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I dread to watch
and yet I cannot look away...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I DO NOT!
I merely polish his knobs until they are all shiny.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 May 2010, 14:01, Reply)