Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was going to offer you a liftBut seeing as you've just insulted Banoffee, I shall have to cry.
Yes, I'd love a lift please, I promise I won't play with your cup holder for the whole journey
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:00,
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Play with her what?Never heard it called THAT before
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 May 2010, 16:01,
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She loved how I manipulated the smooth, gliding action of her previously-unmolested cup holder.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:04,
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You kept trying to stick bigger and bigger things in there though(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:05,
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I wanted to test your boundariesMake your eyes water
Show you who's boss
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:06,
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