Kinell!
And they couldn't figure it out?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 9 May 2010, 21:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I once went into work having shaved my beard off
and our handwriting analyst, whose job consisted of spotting tiny differences between signatures, knew there was something different about me but couldn't tell what it was.

That's how you know you've made an impact on people.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Humans are stupid.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 May 2010, 6:04, Reply)

Yeah.
A dog woould have bitten him.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 May 2010, 8:16, Reply)