I was awesome at Go Ape on Saturday
And don't feel like I've been wrung through a mangle. This must mean my fitness levels are improving!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

or that you didn't do it properly

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)

It's hard to do it improperly
If you did, you wouldn't get 'round the course.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Maybe they accidentally set the gravity to 'easy' that day.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Entirely likely
Wish I'd weighed myself that day, could have provided a nice ego boost.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I've been to Go Ape twice
The first time my crippling vertigo meant I had a panic attack up a tree.

The second time I got all the way round, just to prove to Ms Foxtrot that I'm capable of being a bloke, so she'd fuck me.

It worked. But I still shat it.

At Go Ape. Not during the sex. Ew.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I saw some mid-40s bloke be utterly unable to climb a rope net.
He floundered and fell twice. After 10 minutes someone came to help him. It was really awkward.

Edit: Not saying you're mid-40s or useless, just saying that someone embarrassed themselves a lot worse than you may have done.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)

That actually makes me feel a bit better about it, cheers
When I was there last I saw a girl fail to grab the cargo net on a Tarzan swing and was sat in her harness, dangling twenty feet in the air, halfway between the net and the platform she'd jumped off. Thank god I went before her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I would rule at Go Ape
I've got bigger guns than Ron Burgundy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)