I've grown fingernails.
Those of you that know me will realise this is quite an achievement as I'm a habitual nail biter.

What have you achieved recently that you're pleased about.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:55, 163 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have cultivated a laid-back personality.
I just shrug and go "meh, what can you do?" when faced with worrying problems that aren't easily fixed.

I am less pleased that I have eaten four wispas today and it is only 11.56am.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

That's quite an achievement!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I bought a multipack. Rookie error.
I should know by now that accessibility is half the battle.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

It's your fault I got onto the chocolate rish tea biccies.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Rish? Drinking at lunchtime again?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I'm still pissed from Saturday night
I was drinking homemade cider. I've still got a headache.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)

<3 homemade cider
I am jealous.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

And homemade Greengage whiskey and Damson Gin.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

That sounds delighful
And spiffing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

The more I think about it
the less I should have driven home yesterday.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Silly man
I don't drive if I've had more than a single pint with a meal.

Or, I get REALLY drunk, then drive REALLY fast so no-one notices.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

It was the next day
surely sleeping and a bacon sandwich makes all the bad alcohol go away?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

You can eat a whole packet of them because they are the most unsubstantial chocolate biscuit ever.
I reckon it's 20 chocolate rich teas to one chocolate hob nob.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I wish my waistline would agree with this statement

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I bet you do

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I actually have tears in my eyes right now
And pain in my ribs, from trying to hold back the officelols.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

It never gets old

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Wookiee is gonna be so proud

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

*high fives*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I love you a little bit more everytime I get to use it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I made caramel squares at the weekend
and ate about 4 of them yesterday. I took some to my friends' house as well, meaning to offer them around and then take the rest back home, but I forgot them. My friend sent me a gloaty text telling me how much she was enjoying the 8th one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

damn you!
i haven't had caramel squares in AGES.

i need to get my mum to send me some
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I tried a new recipe and they were particularly nom

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I ate seven chocoloate rich tea biscuits yesterday
and then I had one of the emergency snickers.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

what is a wispa?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

It's a bit like an Aero, but chunkier.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

NO! Aero chocolate is ming.
Wispa bubbles are much smaller and much less ming.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Double Deckers
Or Yorkies FTW!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Raisin and Biscuit Yorkies
are the shit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I agree
But knowing my luck mine will be utterly devoid of raisins.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I wish you could buy multipacks of them
If anyone is stuck for what to buy me as a wedding present, a whole box of raisin and biscuit yorkies will do nicely.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Eugh, not another friend getting married
friend someone I know tolerate monitor in case Crime Watch hike the reward up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

hahahahhahahahhahahha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Shit off
*Raisin Rage*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Ain't that the truth
That day you were officially 'the most disappointed man on the planet'. It was fucking hilarious.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

a chocolate bar with lots of bubbles in it, a bit like an Aero but better
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Thank you!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)

That's what I said
but do I get thanks? I think this is why our friendship is somewhat strained, you just don't seem to understand there's got to be courtesy on both sides.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)

he's more consistant with his courtesy.
Therefore he gets thanks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

You'll have to work on that attitude
if you want to be a good waitress over here.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

That's the dream
Can i suggest Shepherd's Bush as a lovely place to live, you'll feel right at home...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

It's because she fancies me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I applied for a job in that there london.
I think I'm in with a chance, my hopes will come crashing down soon enough.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)

No-one in london
would want to employ you. I've been spreading rumours.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

It's in Islington, I've just been reading some stats about it,
How shit is Islington?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Half of it is very nice, indeed it's a bit poncy, the other half is arguably worse than Hackney.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Technically it's one of the worst places to live in England

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

8th most deprived neighbourhood in England.
I'm going to have to walk through their in the dark if I get the job.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

"There"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

2007 results
The 20 worst places to live
1. Middlesbrough - North East
2. Hull - Humberside
3. Newham - East London
4. Nottingham - East Midlands
5. Merthyr Tydfil - South Wales
6. North East Lincolnshire - Eastern England
7. Islington - North London
8. Blaenau Gwent - South Wales
9. Mansfield - East Midlands
10. Knowsley - Merseyside
11. Blackpool - North West
12. Hackney - East London
13. Stoke-on-Trent - Staffordshire
14. Barking and Dagenham - East London
15. Doncaster - South Yorkshire
16. Cannock Chase - Staffordshire
17. Manchester - North West
18. Haringey - North London
19. Burnley - Lancashire
20. Hartlepool - North East
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Fuck
I didn't realise it was that bad. I only go to the nice bit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)

It's based on boring things like schools and crime, not say, access to museums, shops, cafes etc
In the same way Montreal, or somewhere in Canada always comes top in the world, because it is clean, has good schools, low crime. These are all issues of the head and not the heart.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

interesting to see how none of those places are in the South West

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)

1st post back and smug

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I've got two weeks worth to make up
I'm not in work today though, so the onslaught will commence in earnest tomorrow.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

*sets alarm*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Or indeed any in Scotland
Although I am surprised. The places on the list must be really shite if they're worse than Cumbernauld.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

or Easterhouse

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Cannock Chase is pretty nice,
loads of deer and stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

And a Go Ape site
Plus it has what looks like an awesome bike trail.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Like Manchester is worse than Burnley
pah.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I read a press release from a Manchester Policeman
saying manchester was one of the safest cities in the UK. Bullshit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Yeah it's not particularly safe
especially not with all the stupid gangs in South Manchester. Plus we have Gorton, where Shameless is filmed. I live quite close to the city centre though where it's not too scary.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Whilst education in Hull needs to improve,
most of the people there do at least know (unlike the compilers of the above list) that Humberside was abolished in 1996.
(Cave Duck, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)

As well as your arse cheeks?
Well done!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I've managed not to
punch anyone in the face today
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)

From Little Miss Rageface
That's some serious restraint you're showing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I know right?
Duckie can't make the trip oop norf he's driving cars round Nevada which he somehow thinks will be more fun. What a fucking lame-o
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I didn't even know he had planned on going oop norf
Or that he even existed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

How mean
Poor duckie
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I haven't seen or heard from him in over a year
Speaking from a Solipsistic viewpoint, he doesn't exist.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Have you sucked anyone into your vagina?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

No *sadface*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Awwwwww
you should find yourself a nice man and get that sorted out.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I know right
but there are no nice men near me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

At least no nice ones
without ridiculous mohicans.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I think you just called me nice
So, thank you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

He always claimed he didn't want me
I think we all know that's a lie
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I don't want you.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Why must you keep lying to me?
Why must you keep lying to yourself
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

we do all know that
what man could resist your charms?

especially that little voice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

aww fanks vip
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

*Smugs* Go on, Guess!
Wrong!

Today I sorted out the fridge (I'm not scared of it, it's got a glass jaw).
After 30 minutes rattling through various bottles and jars the thing is now
half empty and I am wondering how we didn't die of some botulinus inspired lurg. *shudders*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

i did that on saturday night
cleaned the fucker right out - all that was left before i went to the supermarket was some potatoes and two cartons of fruit juice.

it looked pretty full beforehand as well...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I was awesome at Go Ape on Saturday
And don't feel like I've been wrung through a mangle. This must mean my fitness levels are improving!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

or that you didn't do it properly

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)

It's hard to do it improperly
If you did, you wouldn't get 'round the course.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Maybe they accidentally set the gravity to 'easy' that day.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Entirely likely
Wish I'd weighed myself that day, could have provided a nice ego boost.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I've been to Go Ape twice
The first time my crippling vertigo meant I had a panic attack up a tree.

The second time I got all the way round, just to prove to Ms Foxtrot that I'm capable of being a bloke, so she'd fuck me.

It worked. But I still shat it.

At Go Ape. Not during the sex. Ew.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I saw some mid-40s bloke be utterly unable to climb a rope net.
He floundered and fell twice. After 10 minutes someone came to help him. It was really awkward.

Edit: Not saying you're mid-40s or useless, just saying that someone embarrassed themselves a lot worse than you may have done.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)

That actually makes me feel a bit better about it, cheers
When I was there last I saw a girl fail to grab the cargo net on a Tarzan swing and was sat in her harness, dangling twenty feet in the air, halfway between the net and the platform she'd jumped off. Thank god I went before her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I would rule at Go Ape
I've got bigger guns than Ron Burgundy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

nail pillow
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I've grown fingerpillows?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I ran 5km at the gym yesterday
in a not-terrible time too. I did then rather waste it by having a huge amount of pizza and wine that evening.

Plus there's charity cakes at the office today and I've already had two.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

you shouldn't see it as a waste
you should see it as savings. I save up my exercise and then I can eat a whole pie.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

This is wrong, it is absolutely a waste if you are trying to lose weight
It is a simple input-output equation
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

that's true,
but I don't do it to lose weight, just to stay fit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Unfortunately Naked Ape is correct
I know this from bitter, bitter experience. Also, Kitty, I don't think you need to lose weight!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I'm always right

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:00, Reply)

That could come in handy
If I don't get on the Weakest Link I was thinking of putting together a team to go on Eggheads
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

only if you smack CJ in the face

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Gladly
But you have to nut Daphne for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

agreed
edit: as long as to nut someone is to hit them hard in the head. I refuse to encourage the fantasies you have of Daphne
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

aww thanks!
I only do it to maintain my weight. If I ate what I do and sat around all day I'd be huowge.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

had my hair cut
I don't like hairdressers so it was an achievement honest
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I've read about people who always faint at the hairdressers
it's an actual phenomenon. Sort of.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I just go a bit stiff and tense
and sweat a tiny bit from nervousness. But I do that in bra-shops as well so I reckon it might just be general anxiety
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I go stiff in bra shops

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

oh you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Too obvious to leave really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)

maybe you're austistic
and have a spaz when people touch you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Yay, diagnosed on the internet
lolautistic
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Come to mine, they give me a head massage and beer
and magazines so I don't have to talk to them.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Made lunch.
I'm going to have a little lie-down now.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I've done the growing fingernails thing too.
Bit them all my life and about a year ago suddenly stopped.
( girlinthehole, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Hmmmmm
what else happened a year ago that could have caused this major boost to your life?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I met you?

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:50, Reply)

You totally got a wide on
when I walked into the pub.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:54, Reply)

After the barstaff in Optic refused to serve my best friend and I on Friday night
I came home, created a group on Facebook entitled "Don't go to Optic - the bar staff are cunts" and invited all 613 of my friends.

I'm proud of this because, having reviewed it, I didn't make a single spelling mistake. And I was FUCKED. Only an idiot would have served me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

'my best friend and me'
not I.

/Monty's bitch
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Yes, you're quite right
How terribly remiss of me. I. Me!

Yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Ironic grammar mistake during post about being good at spelling is ironic.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)

"Monty is bitch" seems accurate

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I'm imagining you as a caveman chanting this
whilst wearing a leopard skin ensemble.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I should have put that
but I was too eager to point out the grammar fail so I replied before I'd read the rest of the post.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:02, Reply)

In all fairness
Whilst the rest of the post was spelling-related, that was just a fuck-up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I created my first iPhone application !
I've finished the book "Objective-C For Dummys" and I'm now starting "iPhone Development for Dummys". I got my billion-squid idea that I doubt would take me a week to make. My iPad has left customs (with a charge: SAD FACE: how much tax do I pay on something that was £510 + £30 delivery?).

OH BOY ! LIFE-VALIDATING SILICON AND SYROPHONE PACKAGING !!!!!!!!

Oh man, just think, JUST THINK, of all the wonderful things I could do with it. I'm going to the cafe when it arrives tomorow or wensday, and be all like "HAY, I'M EATING A SANDWICH, AND BROWSING THE INTERNET ON A DECENT SCREEN, IN A PUBLIC SPACE.... Yeah' mate, it's wicked, I love it, look at this and this.... yeah', sure you can see it.... yeah', that's quite cool isn't it... where you going? Hay man, I need that, come back, oh fuck, I can't run that fast. HAY ! COME BACK ! FUCK COME BACK ! FUCK FUCK COME BAAAACK !" and then phone my insurance guy.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:54, Reply)

iWanker

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I like the bit where you instantly find me sexualy attractive and a great potential life partner due to my ability to justify paying a minimum of twice over the odds....
... on products that, although are stylish, have a distinct lack in functionality.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

it's true,
iPhones are better than Lynx for bringing forth the female hoardes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I showed my fiancee
an iphone in a shop and she squirted on the floor right there and then.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

ahh
the iSquirt. A common problem in women under 50
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Make sure you wear gloves while eating, then take off the gloves to touch the screen
then put on the gloves to have another bite. Also don't lie down on the table in case of spillages or that weird stickiness that you get on cafe tables and cinemas floors. Oh and better take a cable in case the battery runs out and a PC to watch flash videos, have fun!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

When I sit down at the table, I'm going to yell at the top of my voice at the waiter....
... "EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A NAPKIN? I DO NOT WANT TO GET ANY GREESE ON MY APPLE ©® iPAD ©® 32GB WIFI* ©®"

* Prounced Wif-fee
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I've started a diet
and to do more exercise.

I've lost 1.5kg, only another 16.7kg more!!

Go, Abe, go!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

^ this
I'm back at the gym, after Easter break.

Anyone have any suggestions for a cheap mp3 player type of thing to while away the time with? I broke my ipod nano sometime ago and am too poor to replace it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

You see the effect a Tory government has had already?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:15, Reply)

since my ipod was broken under Labour
I'm blaming them. Gordon Brown purposefully stamped on it, while Tony Blair grinned and told me he was going to beat me up after school
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

ZING!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Can't you use your mobile phone?
Most of them are quite decent and with good memory for enough songs for a session.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

sadly
I like gadgets etc, but the one piece of technology I have little time for is mobile phones. Literally mine makes/receives calls and texts and has basic function. Not even a camera
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

There's your answer then
Get a free one with a good contract and make sure you get one with good memory. That's your mp3 for free, and you get a cool phone too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

i'd be quite happy to lose 18 kilos
i bought a scale about a month ago, and was shocked to find i was almost 100kg
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Eat less and move more
If doing it was as easy as saying it...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

exactly
i'm dieting, but it's damned slow at shifting weight
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I'll take some off you.

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I'm first
But not from my boobs, they are small enough.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Ok.
Do you have an ass? I need ass. Mine's flatter than a boys boobs.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Yes, ass is available
And legs too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I got legs and boobies,
I just need a bum
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:41, Reply)

You can have a thick slice off mine.
- if you want a hairy bum, that is.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I have gained 5lbs in weight in the last month,
which means I've actually eaten every day more than once. Yay!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Get checked for this
childrenscbf.org/index.php/medical/single/what_you_need_to_know_about_thalassemia/?gclid=CKrbkpXIx6ECFUda2godpj7q_g

I stopped feeling hungry and went downt to 40kg (1.65m, my ideal weight is around 60kg). I just didn't feel like eating at all.

It took my doctor a lot to find it, as he thought I was anorexic, but when he did, a few pills, and I felt better and full of energy again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Nah, I don't have that.
I use food as a control thing. Not quite anorexic as I don't have "weight" issues, but pretty much borderline. I just have to force myself to eat, even when I'm really hungry as quite often it's too much of an effort.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I can't understand
I love eating. I wish I could eat all the time :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:51, Reply)

me too
I love food so much
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I've managed to come through the last couple of (very) difficult months
And I've not killed anyone, not even myself.

I'm approaching normality again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Who do you think you are?
Me? ;)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Haha, I wish
You're an inspiration!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)