You must have
very abrasive arsecheeks.

Your pants must be in shreds.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You should see the state of the genitals of all the boys in Manchester Uni.

Okay maybe not all, but about 80% of them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Hey,
I shall have you know that I'm going through a quiet patch at the moment so I can focus on my exams.
I'm only fending off two at the moment, and recently got rid of a third.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:20, Reply)

got rid of wanked off
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I do.
I've also worn them as much as possible for about 5 years.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)

How long will I need to wait for your comeback this time?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)

It wasn't so much a comeback as a weary agreement/explanation.
I still haven't thought of one for dj.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Just flash your boobies at him
he'll be so mesmerised he'll forget all about it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)