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After nearly a year of being full of holes,
I am finally able to wear the most beautiful jeans in the world again. I have them on right now. It's wonderful. I've also just got home from my last lecture for about four months. Yeaaah.

What's your favourite item of clothing, past or present? Or indeed, future?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:45, 137 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
My fake fur coat.
TGB likes to stroke me when I'm wearing it.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Oh my, what a vision I have before me..
Oh lordy yes.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)
When I was a little girl,
I had a blue swimsuit with butterflies on it. I'd wear it all the time. I was gonna wear it when I was in the Miss World competition. I miss that swimsuit.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Hard to say
Probably my Jap import Fred Perry collared Tshirt. I fucking love it.

Or my Street Fighter II character tshirt. Or my Foo Fighters branded board shorts. Raaaawwwwk.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)
My leather jacket
I can wear it about 10 months a year before it gets to hot and it makes me look hard.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)
too hot
I think you wanted to write
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just love that you did that!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Third person to correct my spelling today.
When will you people learn that I don't care?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:58, Reply)
but you've counted the corrections
I bet that's going in your journal tonight.

Your badly spelled journal
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:00, Reply)
+ tear stained

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:01, Reply)
They're not tear stains.

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:02, Reply)
+ crusty

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Sorry
I just thought you'd see the funny side of ME doing it.

Smile, you grumpy!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:02, Reply)
I'm having trouble picturing you looking hard.
I just doesn't work.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I'm proper gangsta

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:58, Reply)
You're about as gangsta as a retarded kitten.
I on the other hand look awesome in my leather jacket.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:05, Reply)
So mean to me, after I made you a spreadsheet and everything.

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Is it just me, or was this post further down before?
Your spreadsheet was disappointing. I give it a 6/10. Do try harder next time.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)
It was I replied to the wrong bit and then reposted.
That spreadsheet was good, I saved the formulars because they might be useful again.
So shut your face.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:24, Reply)
It was very repetitive.
I was expecting more imagination to be honest.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I used a non standard pallette and everything.

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)
I don't know what this means.

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I imported the colour pallet from another spreadsheet
because the default excel one is shit.
I was expecting those 4 clicks to impress you.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I didn't even notice.
It was still a very dull colour. For future refernece, my favourite colours are black, bright red and bright sky blue.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I think those colours together would make it barely readable

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Wouldn't be missing out on much then.
And it would be highly aesthetically pleasing.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)
'Formulars'?
FFS Chompy get a grip man.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)
omg I'm so embarrassed

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)
if I could be arsed to work out
how to do the strike through effect, I'd repeat his original post without the word 'look'
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:59, Reply)
it's <s> strikethrough text </s>
but strikethroughs are 80% shit.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:01, Reply)

80% shit FTW.


he he! (Well someone had to.)
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I love a massive red jumper
From one of my exs, when he was really big. It feels so warm inside it.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)
My first pair of irregular choice shoes
they were the most I'd ever spent on a pair of shoes, but it was totally worth it.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Which ones are they?
My doc martens are the most I've ever spent on a pair of shoes. Also totally worth it. They're like my babies.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I saw some awesome docs in Schuh on Saturday
My IC ones are these: www.osoyou.com/thumb.ashx/media/images/items/2007/09/08/20079813262830.jpg/215x0-7-75-1-a0.jpg
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:02, Reply)
What were they like?
Mine are the really chunky dark green ones with wide black ribbons for laces. These ones: www1.schuh.co.uk/black-dr-martens-triumph-1914-boot/1407187020/

Ah yeah, I remember. Just looking at those makes me happy.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:09, Reply)
They were very much like that
only with red ribbon
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Oooo. Niiiice.
Is there still a Doc Martens shop round the back of Urbis?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)
I don't know
I haven't seen one. Ask one of the emo kids who hang out on the grass outside haha
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)
I spent over a ton on my boots
but it was worth it.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:05, Reply)
You have to spend a lot of money on shoes
To get good quality, especially boots. Never get fake leather!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:10, Reply)
mmm pleather

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Agreed. But then I also think fake fur is shit too.

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)
but real fur is horrible!
in fact, all fur is horrible, unless you can pull it off like Glenn Close.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)
I have a parka
with raccoon fur trim on the hood. It's fucking lovely. I once got on the tube wearing, only to find that an animal rights march had entirely filled the carriage. Oops.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:49, Reply)
real raccoon fur?
I don't like you very much right now Mr Monty.

Unless you have the matching eye mask so you actually look like a raccoon.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Fake leather shoes are more expensive than real leather (for comparable quality shoes)
See www.vegetarian-shoes.co.uk if you don't believe me/give a toss.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)
ooh
i do love irregular choice shoes. my sister has got herself a pair to wear when she's my bridesmaid this summer - her sole (ha) condition for being bridesmaid was the shoes.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I'm hoping to get invited to a wedding
so I can buy these ones:
www1.schuh.co.uk/womens-multi-irregular-choice-alphabite-button-circles/1158299970/
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:04, Reply)
I'd invite you to mine
but I don't actually know you. Sorry.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:06, Reply)
It's ok
I might just buy them in your honour, get all dressed up and get really drunk at home.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)
she got these ones I think
www1.schuh.co.uk/black-and-blue-irregular-choice-cortesan-floral-bar-court/1106013850/
with a blue dress. she's going to bridesmaid for other sister next year and already has her eye on another pair of IC shoes!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:07, Reply)
prettiness!
Somehow, adverts for Irregular Choice are chasing me around the internet, whichever site I go on they're there, taunting me.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:10, Reply)
me too!
I've got a pair which have see through heels and swans painted on the sides. I can't walk in them for long, but I can stare adoringly at them for hours.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)
they sound beautiful!
I have my ICs on the top shelf of my shoe rack so that people can see them when they walk past and adore them.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)
I think I've already shown everyone the Irregular Choice witchy cat boots I want,
And the Bordello platforms, so next stop, Iron Fist. *drools*

www.time-bomb.co.uk/store/product/12104/IRON-FIST-MUERTE-SHOE-UK4/
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:13, Reply)
I have the purple ones of them :D
and the cupcake ones. I'm such a shoe whore.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)
*jealousy*
I'm only just getting into heels, so I don't have very many.
I do however have an extensive collection of boots and converse.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)
you're such a student.

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:25, Reply)
:D
I bought myself a new pair of BRIGHT BLUE converse just last week.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I want the purple foldy over ones
I had a pair of black low tops but I think I lost them at a festival, so now I have none, sob. I picked up some totally sweet DCs in the Office closing down sale for £20 though
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)
With the purple check on the inside?
I've 2 pairs of fold over ones, one turquoise and one black suede with black and white tweed on the inside.

Losing them is bad times, everyone should have at least one pair.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)
yeah them's the ones!
I don't like really like high tops though, they make me look clown-feety
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:44, Reply)
They're vair nice.
That is the risk you run with converse. Luckily, I only have little size 5s, so I can just about get away with it.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:49, Reply)
grey suede high heels
they don't really go with anything but they are absolutely lovely.

No, actually a dress I bought a few months back. Wheels and Dollbaby- cost so much but worth it. Really tight and clingy but makes me look really good rather than bulgy. Fantastic. Again as with the shoes not really something I can wear enough- too sexy for formal events, too formal for anything else
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I hate all my clothes
although I suspect it's more my body I hate, not the wrappings.
however, I got my baby a little babygro with a saltire on it, which is my current favourite item of clothing - it's very soft and cuddly and it annoys just about everyone I meet down here in England - what's not to love?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Better watch out
or the Daily Mail readers in your locality will be hounding you out for being a forriner who doesn't integrate with society. :-)
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:06, Reply)
If I have a kid I'm dressing it up all the time
in stuff like this:
2.bp.blogspot.com/_a5Zael4RnDE/Ssi1G_ecxaI/AAAAAAAAAOs/i1HfZrimLZQ/s400/funny-baby-costume.jpg
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:07, Reply)
If I had my way
then I'd probably do the same. He's already been a skeleton and a reindeer. mr vitc has vetoed all other outfits I've proposed, such as bumble bee and dragon.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:10, Reply)
how could he veto bumble bee?
What is wrong with the man?!

I am outraged. I have a bumble bee costume myself, but it's from Leg Avenue so it's totally slutty.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)
It's not cool to dress kids up sluttily.

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)
I wasn't suggesting the costume should be given to a child
I was pointing out that dressing up as a bumble bee is awesome no matter how old you are.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)
This is true
it works on both a cute and slutty level.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:24, Reply)
here it is:
www.legavenue.co.uk/queen-bumble-bee-p-851.aspx
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Can you pole dance in that?

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)
yes.
although not upside down in the legwarmers really, no grip would result in face smashing.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Have you seen the shop in Afflecks Palace that sells classic rock baby clothes?
That's what I'll be dressing my sisters kids in.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)
when my friend had a baby
his best friend made a tiny little Slipknot hoody and some mosher jeans for him.

That was seven years ago though, now the kid's a right little shit.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:20, Reply)
My daughter has an 'Electric Baby'
Jimi Hendrix babygro. I wonder who bought her that...?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)
It's not terribly surprising
Slipknot aren't known for their child friendly message.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I've got a shirt
My Dad picked it up from a charity shop for 50p, it's ace. It's a sort of Hawaiian shirt, but the pattern is grey. Love it.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Full of holes?
Are you a Tetley Teabag?

I don't really have favourite clothing per se. I have 'most comfortable' clothes, but I don't get to wear them much in public. Low girlfriend acceptance factor, y'see.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:05, Reply)
I wore them through on both back pockets.
Six inch rip on one side. Contrary to popular opinion, I do not enjoy walking round with my arse on show. all the time. Only just found somewhere to get them fixed.

Comfortable clothes are the best kind.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:07, Reply)
You must have
very abrasive arsecheeks.

Your pants must be in shreds.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)
You should see the state of the genitals of all the boys in Manchester Uni.

Okay maybe not all, but about 80% of them.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Hey,
I shall have you know that I'm going through a quiet patch at the moment so I can focus on my exams.
I'm only fending off two at the moment, and recently got rid of a third.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:20, Reply)

got rid of wanked off
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)
I do.
I've also worn them as much as possible for about 5 years.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)
How long will I need to wait for your comeback this time?

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)
It wasn't so much a comeback as a weary agreement/explanation.
I still haven't thought of one for dj.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Just flash your boobies at him
he'll be so mesmerised he'll forget all about it.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)
did you not get funky patches to cover them
like your mum does when you're a kid.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I did, but the holes just kept getting bigger.
In the end it was professionally done or bin, and I just couldn't bring myself to throw them away.

Grey, shot through with multi coloured threads, perfect sized flares, fit like a second skin and cost me £2 in a sale.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Oh man.
My mandarin-style leather jacket was all kinds of awesome, but I ripped one of the pockets on a drunken stumble home one night. I was going to try and get it repaired but I moved house and haven't found it since. It probably wouldn't fit now anyway.

I'm very fond of the frock coat I had made for my wedding though, so at the moment I'd say that's my favourite thing.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Davros, you'll understand this
the bit at the end of Doctor Who a couple of weeks ago when Amy tried to bone the Doctor, she was wearing a very short skirt and it made my tummy feel funny and then I did like a sneeze only better. Did you?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)
No.
But only because the missus was in the next room and it would have been wrong.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:24, Reply)
My brown brogues
The most versatile shoe know to man
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

versatile boring
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)
These are sexy brogues
none of that clumpy country gent, more Italian as they are Italian.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

sexy boring
Italian boring
Italian boring
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)
You're heading for a brogue in the box young lady!

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I didn't really mean that
I just wanted some more strikethrough fun
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Oh, strike away

I once had an evening with my brogues, I polished them all over until they shone all over my face.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)
your 'boring' face, you mean?

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)
so much strikethrough potential
where to start :(
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:44, Reply)
The windcheater I had when 6yrs old. It fell apart eventually.
They're called sweatshirts now.
I prefer windcheater.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Isn't a windcheater effectively a kagool?

And a sweatshirt and jumper?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I have a Thee Hypnotics t shirt I'm very fond of,
promoting their 'Half Man Half Boy' single. It's 20 years old - don't suppose many folks have one of those.

My favourite item is possibly my leather jacket, like young master Chompy. I've never spent £400 on an item of clothing before and wince at the thought, but it's fucking lovely.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Thee Hypnotics t shirt I'm very fond of,
promoting their


boy biscuit
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:44, Reply)
FACK ORF.

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)
I actually have no idea who they are, aside from being some sort of "comedy" band

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)
That's all you need to know. Comedy bad = shit band.

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Aww but I like Lonely Island
and the Bloodhound Gang.

I hate Flight of the Conchords.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Future
www.missselfridge.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=20555&storeId=12554&categoryId=63751&parent_category_rn=63749&productId=1731040&langId=-1

Oh dear Lord let it fit me nice...
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)
it looks lovely

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Seconded

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Panda Suit
Given the number of times the PANDATRON has been engaged!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

l w

You need good arms for this...do you have good arms?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)
not particularly
but I'll also be wearing a wrap or a shrug or summat
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Perfect, you go girl
*clicks fingers*
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:53, Reply)
your sig keeps making me hungry
because the capitalised KFC catches my eye. Then I see the mention of chicken minge and it makes me not hungry again.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Life is full of ups and downs!

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)
A pair of boots.
Hand-stitched italian leather riding boots with cut-back cuban heels.
They cost me £45 in 1978. I wrecked them taking a young lady to a fair.
She wasn't worth it really.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:06, Reply)
My leather biker jacket
Proper vintage, bought for £20 on eBay. I love it!

Also my 16 NIN t-shirts/longsleeves...
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I've still got my first bike jacket.
It was 30 last month.

Edit: Went and tried it on. I could wear it as a legwarmer.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:17, Reply)
hahaha

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:25, Reply)
:(
Well done on keeping it 30 years though!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)
My son wore it for a while as well so it really looks the part.
He's grown out of it as well.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I recently made Wiggy buy me this tshirt:

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I want that so damn much
Although Manly-man-fit, not girly-fit.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I actually got two as well
because Wiggy assumed WRONGLY that I was M not S, but they sent the M anyway and didn't charge for it :D
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Bargain!
Make Wiggy wear the M one.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)
he's so not M

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
TMI

(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Fleece
I have had a fleece which I bought for a trip to Greenland about eight years ago. It's been washed in the sea, I've been soaked to the skin in it and yet it still won't die!

My friends at home in Denmark refuse to let me wear it out with them so I have to wear it when I go out on the boat to fish. It now smells also of fish as a consequence.

A good, solid, hard-wearing (but still Swedish :() fleece = excellent.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:23, Reply)
eurgh wet fleece
makes me feel geography trip sad.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:24, Reply)
My long black coat
Amazingly warm, very comfortable and it looks very good.

For practicality, my fur har with earflaps. Best thing in the world for skiing on cold days.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

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