To be read in a Pam Ayres voice...
There once was a b3tan called Boyce
Who was thought to be not very noice
He made b3ta unwell
So they tried him to sell
But they couldn't agree on a proice.

Sorry Monty, couldn't resist!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

From haiku to Pam fucking Ayres in a single step.
Ah, the cultural highs and lows of B3ta...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:59, Reply)

There's not many words which rhyme with Boyce
Unless you use the west country accent!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:04, Reply)

And back to it.
A poem, an ode to Sir Monty of Boyce
To be read in a Thespian declamatory voice.
His face is so fair,
He's luxuriant of hair,
Oh Lord, he's my bounder of choice.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Marvellous.
Whilst others might think it quite sad
To be cast as a bounder, I’m glad
They say ‘if the cap fits…’
You monotonous shits,
I am also a terrible cad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Hey, B3tan we all know as K2,
You’ve made me extremely irate, you
like 2 girls 1 cup
I shall duff you right up
And I might even call you a gay, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Fame at last!
Even if I've been called a shirter.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:14, Reply)

It's the best you can hope for sometimes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:15, Reply)