Translation -
What's mine is yours,
A plate of chips,
Beer and Ham party!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Lo mío es tuyo (or Mi casa es tu casa)
Un plato de patatas
Fiesta de la cerveza y el jamón!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

donde estan los servicios, por favor?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Segunda puerta a la derecha
Como siempre
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Muchos gracias

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

De nada

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I actually say "de nada" all the time
Or "de rien", if I'm feeling a little French.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Ha!
I teach Spanish and the students can't understand why "de nada", if you have actually done something to be grateful for, why do you say "de nada"?

I think "you are welcome" is much worst.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I'm going to learn this and say it randomly at customs next time I get to Spain.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I'm sure they'll appreciate the effort
You might get extra lucky and they might direct you to the closest fiesta as well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I love chips, beer and ham fiestas best of all the fiestas.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I can give you a list of places to go and dates
And they won't be turistic places, either. You might have a bit of a problem with the language, but you'll have plenty of beer and ham.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Noel's more of a 'Razzle' man, I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Razzle?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Fiesta and Razzle are long-standing porn magazines.
And he's spot on.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I see
I'll let you read in peace, then.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)