If Boyce is hard to rhyme, Monty is harder.
There once was a B3tan named Monty
With the charm of a young white Tom Conti.
He loved to take drugs
and give naked man-hugs
like the diplomat John Negroponte.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Heheh
Auntie, jaunty... Nope, I'm out.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

If you taaaawwwk like Lloyd Grossman
lots of things rhyme with monty. I also considered
A British Il Duce
With men he gets smoochy

but I wasn't sure of the rhyme.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I am DISGUSTED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Are you really Freddy's cousin?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Yup
*directs traffic dressed as a commando*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)

You're SO like mum's uncle Charlie sometimes...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Me, earlier (can't believe I found this ace pic of our Barry):

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Why won't they let him euthanise Kay Burleigh?
So sad...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)