I broke my leg rather badly
When the ambulance came, the paramedics put me on the pat slide, whereupon I mentioned that I just felt a 'popping sensation' in my leg. After a dramatic pause, an awful lot of blood started erupting from my leg. By moving me, one of my broken bones (oh yes, tib & fib) nicked one of my nice bloodtubes.

Apparently I lost a decent amount of blood, but I had gas and air by that point, so didn't care.

I was also dressed as a ninja.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

WINNA!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

It hurts when I kneel down

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Those bastard Catholic priests!
It's your own fault for looking so cherubic, mind.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Ahh bless ya Dad!
*beams like a kid in a Horlicks advert*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)