True.
But on the positive side:

1. I'm not Jonas Bergstrom
2. I'm not a Swedish lawyer
3. I like horses

On the downside (viz a possible marriage to HRH)

1. Am getting married on Saturday
2. Am Danish
3. Am not Swedish
(JohntheDane, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Swedish are good
Although they go home too early during the week and get too drunk at weekends.

I'm sure your wife to be is a lot nicer than any princess.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)

She is.
And she's a lovely person. I'd imagine that Princesses are, well, princesses.
(JohntheDane, Tue 11 May 2010, 17:06, Reply)

When are you getting married?
Is she British?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Saturday
...to a Danish girl living in London!
(JohntheDane, Tue 11 May 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Saturday!
Wow! Just a few days to go!

Are you marrying here or back home?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 17:26, Reply)

In London
Both families coming over - as it turns out we went to the same school and we hated each other as school kids. Scary.
(JohntheDane, Tue 11 May 2010, 17:32, Reply)