Well here goes..
Weel weel fowkies, yur threed is fair gettin some o ye aw exited an am fair enjoyin id.
Ah can speak wur owld towng no bad for a yowng chiel
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

People from south of Brora
would have trouble with that!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Heh
Quite hard to type out really and I can see why NakedApe thought Geordie. It's quite incredible how different accents are though working through main settlements from Orkney through past Inverness! And well the less said about Doric the better!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Fit like, min?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I was amazed at how easy to understand the hebrideans were
those not speaking gay-lick that is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:03, Reply)

They speak virtually standard English up there
Not like us lowlanders.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

The accent is quite Scandinavian, isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 May 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Geordie?
Have you seen fake Cheryl Cole twitter?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I have seen that, and it is hilarious
Some cunt on Radio1 was using it and trying to take credit though. Which I thought was dirdy..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:44, Reply)