B3ta Babel Fish
or "Cor, Cop A Load Of Those Colloquialisms"

In which Cave Duck cordially invites you to post a sentence or two, or a phrase which would be immediately understood where you're from (or now live)but may be unfamiliar to the majority.

B3ta acepoints will be awarded to those able to offer decipher and/or pinpoint geographical origin of any such sentences.

First up.
"Our Gemma's all moangy coz I chowed at 'er for twagging."
(Cave Duck, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:20, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"My sister is a screaming retard because I fucked her as a baby"
From somewhere regional
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I don't think I have any phrases no one else would understand,
but I'm surrounded by northerners who say things like "7 while 8" and "lets go pub".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

7 while 8?
you'd think that being in Devon I'd have some indecipherable colloquialisms as well, but I can't think of a single one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

they use while instead of until
like you would have an appointment "7 til 8" they say "7 while 8". The numbers were just an example
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)

that's quite odd

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:51, Reply)

there is an unverified story that signs at unmanned level crossings had to be changed
that formerly read 'do not cross while the red lights are flashing'
as lots of people were getting injured/killed
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 May 2010, 21:08, Reply)

I doubt it's going to rain

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Translation
I can't make her get a wide on
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Nope
It actually means, "I have resigned myself to the fact that it's going to rain".
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:38, Reply)

That's actually the common usage of doubt
up to about 150 years ago.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 May 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Well here goes..
Weel weel fowkies, yur threed is fair gettin some o ye aw exited an am fair enjoyin id.
Ah can speak wur owld towng no bad for a yowng chiel
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)

People from south of Brora
would have trouble with that!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Heh
Quite hard to type out really and I can see why NakedApe thought Geordie. It's quite incredible how different accents are though working through main settlements from Orkney through past Inverness! And well the less said about Doric the better!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Fit like, min?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I was amazed at how easy to understand the hebrideans were
those not speaking gay-lick that is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:03, Reply)

They speak virtually standard English up there
Not like us lowlanders.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

The accent is quite Scandinavian, isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 May 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Geordie?
Have you seen fake Cheryl Cole twitter?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I have seen that, and it is hilarious
Some cunt on Radio1 was using it and trying to take credit though. Which I thought was dirdy..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:44, Reply)

And in a Dundee bakery...
Eh'll hae twa pehs - a plehn ane, an' an ingin ane an' a'
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:41, Reply)

an an ingin ane an a
Ha! I understand!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

you fat bastard

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I think I've got this one.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I'm going to embarrass myself with a guess.
I'll have two pies - a plain one and (some kind of not plain one) also.

I'm pretty confident with my guess that it's from Dundee, though.
(Cave Duck, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Nearly
I'll have two pies - a plain one and an onion one also.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

You can take our pies, but you can never take our FREEEEDOM!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Yow dough wairk ayer, duz yow?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)

That's got to be "You don't work here, do you?"
Somewhere in the midlands, west, West Bromich, say Brandon Way, north end, numbers 27 - 49?
(Cave Duck, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)

ooh, out by over 100 yards
shocking
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Jib thar off, t'pub!
I'm on 500 words. That 1/3 of the way through.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Drink up thy zider

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)