I own a pair of crocs.
I never wear them outside of the house. I got them because I slipped when barefoot and fell down the (wooden, steep) stairs in my house. Wait - I have worn them outside the house - I wore them in hospital instead of slippers and so I didn't have to stand in the manky hospital showers in my bare feet.
They do look like shit though.

I don't own Uggs but I do own sheepskin boots and they are the warmest, most cosy things ever, especially in my freezing, damp-ridden hovel. I wear them as slippers though, not as shoes. I fucking love sheepskin (no strikethroughs required).

I wouldn't ban any item of clothing because I'm not a fascist.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You should be killed and your body fed to rats.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)

You aren't the first person to tell me that.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)

At your last confession?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:09, Reply)