They still fill
me with meh. They look like something that cavemen would wear, they're so clompy. Oh, and they seem to make people shuffle a lot. This only increases my rage.
(berk, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

real ones are mostly worn by cunts these days as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Very
true. But you also live in Exeter I believe, which is a veritable Land of Cunty Rah Students. Especially in that new trendy shopping bit.
(berk, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:14, Reply)

indeed it is
that fucking Jack Wills shop (or whatever it is called) fills me with loathing and anger.

When I play gigs with the band the audience is often full of students. It's hard to stop myself from telling them how awful they are.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Tell them using the medium of song.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I'm going to suggest that tonight
"Carl", I will say "you need to write lyrics about how shit exeter students are"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)

The less obvious it is
the more smug and self-assured you can all be on stage when you play it. Either that or the lyrics should just be 'Exeter students dress like Gok Wan and should be horribly torn apart by a turbo-fan' screamed over and over while smooth folk rock rhythms and riffs are played out behind it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I like the second idea best

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)

It gets my vote.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:40, Reply)