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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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But of course
he is actually his own dad, according to the story.
(, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Nah
One has grey hair and a bigger beard.
(, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)
If you're omnipotent though
you can be two (or three if you count the holy ghost) people at the same time. God is maybe taking advantage of quantum mechanics.
(, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:13, Reply)
And it also means he's onto me...

(, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Wouldn't worry about it
He'll forgive you. And its better that he's omnipotent than impotent.
(, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Praise the Lord

(, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)
- and pass the lubrication.

(, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)
*anoints*

(, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)
*genuflects*

(, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:06, Reply)

beard

...
(, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Staff
I had a staff when I was St Jude. I used it to smite people.
Now I use it to open the kitchen window.
(, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:25, Reply)

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