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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
But of course
he is actually his own dad, according to the story.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:04,
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16 years ago)
Nah
One has grey hair and a bigger beard.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:11,
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If you're omnipotent though
you can be two (or three if you count the holy ghost) people at the same time. God is maybe taking advantage of quantum mechanics.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:13,
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And it also means he's onto me...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:14,
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Wouldn't worry about it
He'll forgive you. And its better that he's omnipotent than impotent.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:16,
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Praise the Lord
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:16,
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- and pass the lubrication.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:22,
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*anoints*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:26,
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*genuflects*
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 17:06,
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beard...
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:21,
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Staff
I had a staff when I was St Jude. I used it to smite people.
Now I use it to open the kitchen window.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:25,
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