I don't know to be honest, but it's a great day, I can feel it in my loins.
Something big and stupendous is going to happen, I can't say what it is, I don't know. I might win the lottery, meet the girl of my dreams while simultaneously having the guts to ask her out on a date, or I might see a stray sog that follows me home..... I just don't know, I just know that something good will happen!!!!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sorry Gonzy.
But The Magic 8-Ball^tm says you're about to be raped by a bus.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 May 2010, 8:14, Reply)

Why would a bus do that to me?
what could it possibly hope to achieve?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:17, Reply)

Internet immortality if someone caught it on film.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:18, Reply)

I don't think being famous on the Internet is a worthy reason to actually rape me... eather for me or the bus
I don't like this at all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:30, Reply)

There you go again.
Stop judging things by your own loveliness.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

That you'd put in a good word for it with SexFace of course.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 May 2010, 8:19, Reply)

I donte

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:30, Reply)

I am not a doorman to sexface's hotbed of sin.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Are you not getting some cold hard cash by pimping him out yet?
Oh Gonzy, you're letting opportunity slip through your fingers again.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 May 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Knowing Gonz's epic spelling problems.
I thought he meant lions.

Do you have lions Gonz?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:50, Reply)

I have that fantastic feeling too
Today is going to be a good day!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:18, Reply)