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Good morning
Nice to see you
How you've been
The beginning of another lovely day.

If wishes were horses what would you ride?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 7:19, 140 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mornin' your porkship.
I'd like the to ride the horse of mindless optimism.

My life is a misery because I see things in a realistic way.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 14 May 2010, 7:29, Reply)

What a lovely post.
Get out now and send back the real Bartleby.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:04, Reply)

It is the real ME
But you made me smile, so thank you.

Actually, I'm not that miserable, as I'm going to a German beer festival in Bedford tonight with some mates.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Have a marvellous night.
I'm off out with the lads tonight too (differrent ones though).
The first half of the evening will be spent chav dodging and being careful.
After that we'll be in a nice country pub with a real fire and guest ales.
But it's the surprisingly large selection of overproof rum that attracts me most.

Have a good evening.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:52, Reply)

You and your rum
I wouldn't mind you teaching me how to drink it, but I think I'll stay with the beer.

Have a great night!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

yay for overproof rum
Flaming Dr Peppers!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)

My name is Porkylips
and though you'd never think it
I don't just like the rum
- I like the men who drink it.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

They're big and strong and all have tats
And sometimes wear string vests,
But when they just wear sweat and oil,
Oh baby, they're the best.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Coffee-spluttering & clickage :o)

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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I'd really like to sail with them
and so I sent this message
I cannot pay my fare
But I'd like to work my passage.

With those horny handed sons of toil
I would gladly go tomorrow.
As across the briny sea
They plough a salty furrow.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)

So in conclusion let's just say
I love the Jolly Jacks,
And though I like them hairy,
It's better when they wax.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Your mum.
The horse-felching slapper.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 May 2010, 7:49, Reply)

LoL.
You've obviously never seen my mum.. She is 4'11" and not horsey. Not even Shetland Pony-ey. Please revise this immediately.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:03, Reply)

Changed.
Just for you, because I'm fucking lovely.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 May 2010, 8:07, Reply)

You are indeed. Much better. 8.5\10.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:13, Reply)

Morning.
It's bedtime for me. See ya in 8 hours or so
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 14 May 2010, 7:54, Reply)

I don't know to be honest, but it's a great day, I can feel it in my loins.
Something big and stupendous is going to happen, I can't say what it is, I don't know. I might win the lottery, meet the girl of my dreams while simultaneously having the guts to ask her out on a date, or I might see a stray sog that follows me home..... I just don't know, I just know that something good will happen!!!!
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:09, Reply)

Sorry Gonzy.
But The Magic 8-Ball^tm says you're about to be raped by a bus.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 May 2010, 8:14, Reply)

Why would a bus do that to me?
what could it possibly hope to achieve?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:17, Reply)

Internet immortality if someone caught it on film.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:18, Reply)

I don't think being famous on the Internet is a worthy reason to actually rape me... eather for me or the bus
I don't like this at all.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:30, Reply)

There you go again.
Stop judging things by your own loveliness.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

That you'd put in a good word for it with SexFace of course.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 May 2010, 8:19, Reply)

I donte

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:30, Reply)

I am not a doorman to sexface's hotbed of sin.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Are you not getting some cold hard cash by pimping him out yet?
Oh Gonzy, you're letting opportunity slip through your fingers again.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 May 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Knowing Gonz's epic spelling problems.
I thought he meant lions.

Do you have lions Gonz?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:50, Reply)

I have that fantastic feeling too
Today is going to be a good day!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Ooops sorry.
I would ride a horse as the fittest, healthiest 8-inches-tallerest jockey I know I am inside.
(Taller isn't really a wish, more a necessity to cope with the weight.)
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:21, Reply)

Can I ride the mare of cold hard vengeance?

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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:24, Reply)

I like doing the voice of a video game character (kratos, from God of war)
Hus catchphrase is "I am kratos, and vengeance will be mine", so I change it to "I am kratos, and I'm rather peckish" or "I am kratos, and I _will_ get a glass of water from the kitchen"

It cracks me up every time, that one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:25, Reply)

Please don't ever change Gonz.

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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Do you roar in frustration too?
Kratos is mint.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:34, Reply)

I like doing the Batman voice of really gruffly shouting
"WHERE ARE THEY?" about things I've lost, such as my keys.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

If that is the mare you desire.
But burying your enemies by riding the pony of success is much better.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Nah!
I like vengeance better.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:31, Reply)

But what about the empty bitter feeling after the first flush of success?
Always takes the edge off it for me.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:33, Reply)

But I do bitter and twisted so well.
It would be a shame not to let rip.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:38, Reply)

That's the way girl, play to your strengths!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Don't encourage her
Bitterness gives you ulcers
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:01, Reply)

I have tablets for them.
Bwaahahahahahaha.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:06, Reply)

And you'll get a hernia!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Hahaha!

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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Against whom?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Don't set her off again.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

: )

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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

A Raleigh Burner

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I had a Raleigh Bobcat

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:41, Reply)

The Burner is more apt for me
given the state of my innards following Montstock last night. It was great, well worth a night of gastric trauma.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I'm just getting to the end of two days of gastric trauma.
I think I'll be eating boiled rice for the next few days.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I'll be eating Tayyab's again tonight
as I got the leftovers to take home. My poor arse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:47, Reply)

The shirters lament.

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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

BUMDER ALERT! etc.

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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:27, Reply)

*pulls out whip and dead horse*
Did someone say...BUMDER?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

*Minces Crow*
Not minces at or after. Just minces.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

SQUAWK!!!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I see Monty on a Raleigh Chopper.
With streamers from the end of the handle bars.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I'm more of a Grifter man,
although I do think the Chopper is a design classic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:46, Reply)

After my Bobcat, I had a Budgie
The poor relation of the Chopper.
There's a gorgeous red repro Chopper in my mum and dad's shed now though.
I'm having it if it's not claimed by summer.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:47, Reply)

I'm not normally annoyed about being tall
but not being able to ride a Chopper without looking like a circus freak is fucking shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:49, Reply)

To be honest, I'm titchy
and I have trouble with them.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:54, Reply)

as I recall from childhood
they weigh a ton. Heaven help you when it inevitably topples over sideways.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

The original manual gearbox
was a bollock-destroying nightmare, too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)

This has cheered me no end.
Mental picture of a spindly clown on a Chopper,
swearing randomly (but very well),
Swigging from a bottle of "something really rather nice"
and tilting at proles with a broom.

Thank you Monters.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:58, Reply)

My pleasure, you fucking weirdo.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Average weekend Chez Monty

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:00, Reply)

I read that as "Raleigh Bummer"

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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:23, Reply)

No you didn't, chin-on.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Yeah I fucking did, right!?
Mongtard.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)

my bro still has a raleigh burner
the immature twat
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I quite like horses
but I prefer two feet to four. Hence my love of ostritch-racing.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Good morrow Noelus.
I feel like I could crap myself any second, and it would be like molten lava. Just thought I'd share.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I'm almost jealous
however I'm now an almost evangelical proponent of healthy eating thanks to a good book and some personal insight, so while my inner omnivore is jealous, I'm actually going to point and laugh.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I usually buy a massive bag of Sensations on a Thursday night
because I don't get home until half eleven, but I was inspired by you and had an apple yesterday.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)

How wonderful!
If my incoherent blatherings about changing my eating habits made the slightest difference, great. Also, www.amazon.co.uk/Allen-Carrs-Easyweigh-Lose-Weight/dp/0140263586/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1273821033&sr=8-2
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Aloe vera toilet tissue in the fridge overnight?
You know it makes sense.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

you are Lonnie Donegan
and I claim my tea chest bass and washboard.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Oh fuck. Lolling alone. How sad is that.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Lolling in a high-pitched, maniacal manner on a packed bus would be worse.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I thought everybody did that?
With ear buds in. Then make it obvious there is no player attached. Cackle.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Can I see your ticket sir?

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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Of course. It's in this tin with my camel.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I'm afraid you can't bring a camel on the bus sir.
You'll have to get off at the next stop.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

But I want this stop, not the next one.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 10:04, Reply)

If you'd like to walk this way sir -

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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I can't. My knees don't bend like that.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Hello everybody!
I'm in a wonderfull mood today. I've lost 3.7kg in total, son only 14.5kg to go; it's Friday and we're having a work do today, starting at 1pm until the body resists. And if that wasn't enough, tomorrow, lovely BGB is going to cook some healthy food for my tea!

Live is beautiful.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I reckon I gained about twice that last night.
Good work.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I'm scared about tea tonight
It's too hard to go to a good restaurant and only order salad or grilled food... I'll have to be strong.

You can go to the gym today and make sure you burn all those calories.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Monty at the gym?
hahahaha!
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Hahahahahahhahahahhahahahah *coughing fit* hahahahahahah

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Talking of food,
I might buy this for the next lot of good weather.
www.meatpacks.co.uk/Meat_Packs/PremiumBBQPack
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

What a magnificent site.
That fucker's gone straight on Favourites.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I'll gaz you a discount code

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Watch out for that bgb.
She's a tiger in cat's clothing.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Oi! I'm a fucking pussycat.
And you'll find out soon enough.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

That's exactly what a tiger would say.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I hope you aren't
I'm a dogs person, and alergic to cats, as you now. I'd rather have the tigers. I stroke them in Thailand and it was fantastic.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Whatever you do, do NOT offer to get the wine from the cellar.
Just don't. *clenches at the thought.*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Thanks for that tip
I'll bring enough wine and beer so I don't need to go to the cellar.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I'm going to make Portuguese fish stew.
Healthy and delicious.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Wow!
It sounds really good. I'm looking forward to it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Oooh, a horse thread!
I'm currently riding the cotton pony, how apt :o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I could google but I fear I already know...
What? Also, HIYA! *waves*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I don't think it'll be on google....
Twas a line from Gene Hunt the other week - a euphemism for menstruating. Alright Noel?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I was right.
Yeah, fucking brilliant ta! Are you coming to bgb's for the bash?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Hell, yes!
Only 6 weeks away now :o)
*does Snoopy dance*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Wicked.
Looking forward to meeting you both.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Likewise :o)
Except there's only one of you... D'oh! I can't count and bleed at the same time :o(
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I'm two awesome :)

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

*SPANGS*

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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Sweet! I shall see ye there too!

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I'm so excited.
I hope the weather is nice and we can play footy in the park opposite my house. Girls V boys. I may bring in my nephew to play on my side as a ringer.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

It'll be great fun
Until I 'accidentally' hoon the ball into TGB's face. Then it'll be even more fun!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I'd better stock up on plasters with monsters on.

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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Yeah, TGB is very accident prone
*taps nose and winks*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I thought TGB would be the goal?
Both of them.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

And magic cream!
Or will the boys provide that sort of thing? ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

You might see me before the bash.
Like, a few hours before anyway. I've convinced badger to let me tag along. I reckon we should sit in the back seat arguing and occasionally punching each other.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:52, Reply)

'shopping in John Menses'
I just made that up. Smart, eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Very good Monty.
Here, have a chuppa chups lolly........
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

didn't theydisappear years ago?

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

This really happened just two weeks ago -
one of the women here was late in as she had to deal with some workmen at home
- which I announced as 'she'll be in late as she has the decorators in'. I heard my self say it and left the room sharpish.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Shot by mistake by the police in Stockwell, innit.

A tragedy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Riding into North Dakota, of course.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Haha you wretched girl!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Thanks! :o)

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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

It's early and I'm not with it
I don't have an answer for the question, so I'll just do a little dance.

*dances*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

*applauds*

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

*gets self-conscious*
*falls over*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

*offers dog*

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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

*blames the dog*

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Yeah, stupid fucking dog!

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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Those hips don't lie.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I'm surprised you can see them for the love handles
Damn you, Cider, damn you!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

*Claps*
*puts £10 note in your underwear*
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

A tenner?!
Wow, this could prove lucrative!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

*joins Lab in dancing*
*falls over dog*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Mildew!
Silly slut-of-a-dog!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

That she is, and I've just offered her to you up there ^
so you can pretend she tripped you ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:38, Reply)

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