I see Monty on a Raleigh Chopper.
With streamers from the end of the handle bars.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm more of a Grifter man,
although I do think the Chopper is a design classic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:46, Reply)

After my Bobcat, I had a Budgie
The poor relation of the Chopper.
There's a gorgeous red repro Chopper in my mum and dad's shed now though.
I'm having it if it's not claimed by summer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:47, Reply)

I'm not normally annoyed about being tall
but not being able to ride a Chopper without looking like a circus freak is fucking shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:49, Reply)

To be honest, I'm titchy
and I have trouble with them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:54, Reply)

as I recall from childhood
they weigh a ton. Heaven help you when it inevitably topples over sideways.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

The original manual gearbox
was a bollock-destroying nightmare, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)

This has cheered me no end.
Mental picture of a spindly clown on a Chopper,
swearing randomly (but very well),
Swigging from a bottle of "something really rather nice"
and tilting at proles with a broom.

Thank you Monters.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:58, Reply)

My pleasure, you fucking weirdo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Average weekend Chez Monty

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:00, Reply)