My name is Porkylips
and though you'd never think it
I don't just like the rum
- I like the men who drink it.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

They're big and strong and all have tats
And sometimes wear string vests,
But when they just wear sweat and oil,
Oh baby, they're the best.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Coffee-spluttering & clickage :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I'd really like to sail with them
and so I sent this message
I cannot pay my fare
But I'd like to work my passage.

With those horny handed sons of toil
I would gladly go tomorrow.
As across the briny sea
They plough a salty furrow.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)

So in conclusion let's just say
I love the Jolly Jacks,
And though I like them hairy,
It's better when they wax.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)