Ah, as yet I lack the cavernous vadge.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

but he's so small surely you don't need one?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Are you going to go natural, or C-Section?
Because I was a c-section, and I turned out wonderfully.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I have no choice -
the exit is blocked so c-section it is. Been warned it might be a vertical one. With blood transfusions. Still, if you are a shining example of cut-n-shut then I await the birth with much joy (provided she is not born with painfully pointy hair).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Well, it was Catface that impregnated you, not I
So unlikely to have a mo'. If she does, this could prove awkward, not only for your delivery but for my friendship with the Captain V.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Now I worry that when he grabbed your cock, he may have caught some of your DNA.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)

If your daughter gets a mo'
Then she's got the best of what I have to give.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:09, Reply)