This is curious though isn't it
I'm here a lot, as you all know, and I reply to a lot of peoples posts, but they never accuse me of following them around the board. But because I'm pointing out what an incredibly boring person he appears to be, that makes me a stalker.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

unless he is saying you are actually behind him
in which case he should probably be worried that someone impersonating you is in his house or office.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:33, Reply)

house or office shrine to Ian Dury
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Heh. If only Barry had thought of that. He could've been spared a lot of hassle.
Of course I didn't kill Dando. I stalk loads of women and they're not dead"

It just seems odd that you would bother to reply to someone you find so dull, using the same joke each time.
( Cave Duck, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:39, Reply)

But... but... That's what he *does*.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Oh you totally got in there before me.
You cock guzzler.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Stop following me bitch.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I'm outside your house
screaming the lords prayer while crying and touching my red raw penis.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Do you actually read the posts here?
This entire board is about using the same old jokes, that and ranting about people you hate, the occasional political debate and saying how much we like Tayyabs.

The other big thing done on these boards is insulting people, either for things they clearly haven't done, like being a smug cunt a la Vipros, or in your case, for being almost offensively dull. Most people take this in good humour, even the really horrifically offensive stuff, since this is a comedy website, where people generally want to read funny things, but you don't seem to get this.

And quite honestly, knowing that it winds you up is the reason I keep pointing out that you are actually less interesting than piston broke, because at least he goes along with it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I agree with this
although I am actually a smug cunt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

We should force newbies to memorise this post.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

QOTW OT FAQ al la AL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Who'd have ever, ever thought it?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

But you're the one getting wound up. Anytime I respond to your joke, you then go into serious mode, as seen above..
Also you're mixing up "not getting" with "finding a bit dull".
( Cave Duck, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I'm not sure I've ever seen him wound-up
but I know I don't want to.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I got upset when Wormulus got a new account and did a massive trolling run
It was not my finest hour and since then I've made a point of not taking the internet too seriously. Except when discussing the Tories.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)

was that the lord scrope one?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Yeah
with the picture of you choking on the cock of ignorance
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

ah yes
delightful

I'm not sure I'd ever seen the source photo before. mildly freaked me out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Your responses are always along the lines of
same old boring reply etc.

Now if that's your idea of a witty comeback, or playing along with the joke, then you're simply proving my point about how dull you are.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

So you making the same joke constantly is an ace laugh. Me responing to the same joke with the same sort of line each time is dull.
I just find you boring. Sorry.
( Cave Duck, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)

stop reacting in the same way
and more than likely he'll stop making the same joke.

either that or ignore the joke and carry on a conversation.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

He can't let it go now
he's too enraged, crouched over his keyboard, fists shaking in impotent anger. Any minute now he'll go and beat up a woman to prove he's still got what it takes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

How dare you? Beating up women is for boorish thugs.
I'm more "cut off the corneas with a craft knife" I take pride in my work.
( Cave Duck, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)