Nope.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I might as well stop living in denial
and immediately start pandering to Darth Foxtrot. I'll part exchange all my blues and jazz CDs for Elton John and Julie Andrews and get my hips loosened to maximise my mincing radius. Replace my walking boots with comfortable loafers and forsake my beloved ales for brightly coloured cocktails with saucy names. And eventually I'll replace my regular intake of ghee with a regular intake of Glee.

*sobs*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)

*opens closet door*
*waves at the Supreme Crow*
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Argh! Natural light!
It clashes with my fuchsia pastel shirt!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I appear to have become some kind of bumming deity
This pleases me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

*falls at Darth's feet in worship*
Well, since I'm down here...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Finally! A minion!
This "gay" thing might not be so bad after all. Better make it convincing though - might take up dancing and start watching gay programmes about American High School show choirs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)