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It's time for the B3ta yearbook.
Applications for B3tans 'most likey to' please.
Of course Darth Foxtrot will be Prom Queen.
Porkylips - most likely to die of boredom.
Monty - most likely to marry his crazy ex girlfriend and live happy ever after.
Big-girl's-blouse - most likely to be jailed for stalking a celebrity.
Any more?
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:23,
155 replies,
latest was 16 years ago)
TGB - Most likely to birth a Morris Marina
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:27,
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ha
NakedApe - Most likely to get punched in the face by TGB
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:47,
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Supreme Crow
= Most likely to be a closet bumder.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 14 May 2010, 12:27,
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There's no closest about it
I saw his limp wrists last night.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:28,
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I've got no chance pulling a B3tan.
You're all fucking bumders.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:31,
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Like wet pipe cleaners they were.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:33,
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How does he play the bass?
Does he just flop all over the strings causing a gentle rumbling sound?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:35,
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Funnily enough that was precisely the context.
Lampito asked him with dead straight face 'don't you find it hard playing the bass, with your limp wrists?'
I fucking pissed myself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:36,
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Was this at the meat fest?
There were GIRLS there?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:37,
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Yup. We ate them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:39,
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or 'fluffers' as they are known
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:39,
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Oh thank God, I thought Monty meant that they were sat at the same table as the Men
Eating MEAT with the MEN.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:41,
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That would be RIDICULOUS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:44,
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no
they just scuttle round the sides making sure everything on the
set restauraunt is as it should be- full of MEAT
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:45,
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I'm never going to live this one down, am I?
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:38,
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Nope.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:39,
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I might as well stop living in denial
and immediately start pandering to Darth Foxtrot. I'll part exchange all my blues and jazz CDs for Elton John and Julie Andrews and get my hips loosened to maximise my mincing radius. Replace my walking boots with comfortable loafers and forsake my beloved ales for brightly coloured cocktails with saucy names. And eventually I'll replace my regular intake of ghee with a regular intake of
Glee.
*sobs*
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:47,
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*opens closet door*
*waves at the Supreme Crow*
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:48,
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Argh! Natural light!
It clashes with my fuchsia pastel shirt!
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:50,
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I appear to have become some kind of bumming deity
This pleases me
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:49,
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*falls at Darth's feet in worship*
Well, since I'm down here...
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:51,
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Finally! A minion!
This "gay" thing might not be so bad after all. Better make it convincing though - might take up dancing and start watching gay programmes about American High School show choirs
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:01,
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wanderlust: most likely to stroke a beard
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:27,
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althegeordie - most likely to be punched in the face by an irate b3tan who he doesn't even know
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:28,
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Can ducks punch?
I imagine it would be more of a pecking.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:30,
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You don't know pain
Until you've been haymakered by a mallard.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:32,
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This has got me in fits.
Welcome back man.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:40,
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Aww thanks dude!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:40,
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I want to be in the short list for that one.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:32,
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although I probably know who they are.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:36,
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Spankyhanky
Most likely to have a most incredible awesome life, full of zany, wacky antics and have loads of sex along the way.
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Peej, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:28,
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Vipros: most likely to die of a croissant-related-illness*
*no relationship to croissant-related-incident
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:28,
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Noel.
Most likely to walk the circumference of the earth without tripping up.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:29,
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walk mince.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 12:36,
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I'm picturing him walking like Voldo from Soul Caliber
without the blender fingers though
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:42,
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Christ.
It's probably not far off.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:43,
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Almost 500 miles in 15 months and I haven't fallen over once.
I don't believe in fate, but if I did, that'd probably be tempting it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:41,
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now you just need to walk 500 more
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:42,
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Then I'd have walked a thousand miles.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:44,
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are you planning on falling down at my front door?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:45,
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Dur-de-dum-dah! Dur-de-dum-dah!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:48,
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CHCB
Most likely to be knocked up by a cock-grabbing midget.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:31,
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most likely to birth the next Damien
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:40,
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Psychochomp.
Most likely to find God.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:33,
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And then be bummed by him
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:34,
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And then sell him paperclips
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:36,
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And then pander to him terribly
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:44,
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Haha
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:45,
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"Oh God, please come and hang out with me in Milton Keynes, it's such a lovely city!"
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:46,
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^things kitty wishes to hear
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PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:49,
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Yeah I'm pretty jealous that you pander to all the other ladies but not me. I feel left out.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:56,
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Not quite all of them : (
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:04,
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you live to far away.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:28,
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I live in exactly the same city as Applebite, about a mile away from her!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:47,
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That was the joke.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:18,
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It has churches and fifties nights and EVERYTHING.
...please?
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:50,
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I don't like you anymore.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:51,
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FINALLY!
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:55,
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FUCK OFF AND DO YOUR ESSAY
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PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:00,
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I'VE FUCKING FINISHED IT!
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:30,
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Just fuck off then
/well done
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PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:38,
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Shan't.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:40,
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Good
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PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:44,
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Bollocks.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:49,
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I'm allowed to be nice to you occasionally.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:51,
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'occasionally'
how I laugh.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:52,
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And it makes me cringe terribly.
And throw up a little bit in my mouth.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:10,
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Kitty 0'Hara
Most likely to get her bottom ribs removed.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:35,
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So she can suck herself off?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:36,
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haha
I can't really do waist training as it requires a certain amount of what they call "squish factor" but now I'm full of muscles they don't squish anymore, so removing all my ribs might be the best way to go. Although I'll look like Zoidberg when he takes his shell off.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:39,
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woop woop woop woop
*scuttles off sideways*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:41,
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My friend goes to splash aerobics
and can't resist doing that every time. The hot lifeguard now thinks she's weird.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:47,
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Aw, man.
Now you've got me crabbing round my room.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:47,
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Oh dear
I swear I didn't go to that revenge site linked on here yesterday!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:48,
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What site is that?
Edit: Oh yeah, just got that.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:51,
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better get to the doctors
hehe
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:57,
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Wet Ham Man - most likely to
a) have been murdered, or
b) remind one of wet ham, man.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:35,
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Once Applebite gets to work in that level 4 biohazard thing
I'd put her under "most likely to be involved in a chemical accident and become a supervillain".
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:38,
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I like this.
Or "Most likely to accidentally wipe out the world"
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:45,
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Applebite.
Most likely to become the next Bond girl.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:46,
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Ooo,
I like this one too :D
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:48,
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This picture reminded me of you
www.essentialstyleformen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/alice_eve.jpgBut in other pictures I discovered that she is nowhere near as pretty as you and has a big manly jaw.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:54,
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Now Applebite will have a big manly head after all these flattering posts.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:56,
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I love this entire subthread!
Thank you very much roota :D
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:57,
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OH MY GOD.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:11,
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Roota - most likely to.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 12:39,
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Most likely to write a book called, 'Nana's words of wisdom and wonder'.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:45,
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Totally...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:47,
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Woah, Larry. most likely to what?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:47,
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Mr.Vest has left the building.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 12:48,
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Bang out of order
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:49,
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Yes, this.
Roota - most likely to bang out of order.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 12:54,
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...bang him?
I don't even know him!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:55,
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Like that's stopped you before
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:58,
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Oh, those Halloween Allnighters at the Kraphouse, eh!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:59,
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I saw things that change a man there
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:01,
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Larry Vest.
Most likely to be caught exposing himself to women.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:50,
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Open a vintage clothes emporium
And then wear it all herself.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:49,
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haha and stink of cats!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:49,
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Tourettes
Most likely to swear in front of the Queen.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:41,
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That'd be
Me.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:44,
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Haha!
You fucking rock.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:44,
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Seconded. Good 'un.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 12:48,
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Thirded!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:49,
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Fourthed!
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:50,
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Fifffffhtthhed
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:51,
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You're all lovely people!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:54,
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Seconded.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 12:55,
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Sexed
I mean Sixed.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:54,
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Paging Dr Freud!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:55,
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Freud was last seen
wanking furiously over a picture of his mother whilst screaming the lords prayer
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:57,
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Kaol
Most likely to make a fortune owning a string of posh hotels, full of awesome top quality furniture, incorporating a petting zoo in each one.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:52,
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hahaha
I miss his anger on here
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:55,
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Totally
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:05,
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with impeccable Health and Safety records.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:55,
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DG
Most likely to be served divorce papers.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:53,
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Don't you mean most likely to be served Greek food.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:00,
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Nope.
He like totally sent me two texts today with no kisses at the end. That's it man, I'm flouncing.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:04,
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What a rotter!
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:07,
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YEAH I NO!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:10,
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I'M BUSY!
And in my haste forgot.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 May 2010, 14:07,
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*Winces and sucks teeth.*
Man, just stop digging.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 14:27,
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Davros Grandad.
Most likely to be killed by a Dalek.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:53,
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BGB
Most likely to be killed by DG for misspelling 'Dalek'
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:55,
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Lab
Most likely to be uninvited from BGBs party
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:56,
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*sadface*
:'(
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:57,
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Noel wants to come up in the car of awesome with us
So you'll have to go in the boot
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:59,
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The one who comes up in the boot will get a special welcome hug from me.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:01,
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Oh...
That changes things... cupholder or special hug...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:03,
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I have to sit in the front to drive though :o(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:05,
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I'll drive your car!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:06,
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Hand on a sec
*ring ring*
Hello Hell? What's the weather like down there? SCorchio? Great. Thanks, bye.
Sorry lab you're shit outta luck
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:10,
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I'm going to piss in your mouth while you sleep
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:12,
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I'm going to get Ma to draw on your face whilst you sleep
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:14,
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So long as she uses the whiteboad markers this time
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:15,
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*EVIL CACKLES*
I think Beekers is insisting on everyone being frisked
on entry for marker pens ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:16,
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How about if
we smuggle one in down the back pasage?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:17,
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I'll hide one under the cat.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:20,
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Hee hee :o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:26,
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You get a special hug anyway and can cop a feel of the coat of loveliness.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:06,
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Woot
winnah!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:09,
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*bagsies boot*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:08,
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NO!
I'm having the front seat, so I can play with the cup holder.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:02,
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cup holder knobs
on the dashboard
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:07,
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It was spelt like that on my web search.
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:57,
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I thought you were just being *special* ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:58,
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Halfy
Most likely to book himself into Dignitas the day after retirement money was blown in Vegas playing blackjack, bequething his trebus like house full of books and cats to the person least likely to want a house full of books and cats
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Halfy By light alone, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:07,
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I want a house of books and cats
but I can pretend not to want it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:09,
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its mainly
sci-fi, fantasy and a geekily large amount of graphic novels? Haven't quite got round to the cats bit yet, but I will
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Halfy By light alone, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:10,
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No no no
you're past the stage of live cats. You need to get stuffed cats on wheels so you can put leads on them and walk them round the neighbourhood screaming "MY BABIES WILL NEVER LEAVE DADDY"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:12,
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Are you on gonz levels of medication?
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Halfy By light alone, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:13,
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That made me laugh too much
and Halfy I'll have those books of yours, willing or unwilling
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:13,
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Over my dead body you will!
(32 years till retirement, hope you are patient)
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Halfy By light alone, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:15,
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at least make a note in your will :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:17,
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will do
not sure how legally binding "random B3tan called Amberl gets all my stuff apart from the shit collection of 90's thrash metal" is though
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Halfy By light alone, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:22,
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