No no no
you're past the stage of live cats. You need to get stuffed cats on wheels so you can put leads on them and walk them round the neighbourhood screaming "MY BABIES WILL NEVER LEAVE DADDY"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you on gonz levels of medication?

(Halfy By light alone, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:13, Reply)

That made me laugh too much
and Halfy I'll have those books of yours, willing or unwilling
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Over my dead body you will!
(32 years till retirement, hope you are patient)
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:15, Reply)

at least make a note in your will :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

will do
not sure how legally binding "random B3tan called Amberl gets all my stuff apart from the shit collection of 90's thrash metal" is though
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)