Mine would be
The best bits of my gymnastics and dancing careers, followed by lots of drinking, public nudity, pulling randomers.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

when good gymnasts go bad 5

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Exactly like this.
Why 5 though?

And it would be shot with dim lighting and red filters.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:05, Reply)

5th in the series...
Because you're not depraved or hot enough for the first 4? Porn films tend to scrape the barrel a bit for their actors after the first few.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Damnit!
Well, we're having a massive night out tonight, and my flatmates have said that their aim for the night is not to buy a takeaway or eat anything when we get back.

They've told me my aim for the night is to manage to come home with them for once.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Good luck with that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I can promise nothing,
We're going to 5th Av, and its always packed full of my type of indie boys.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

and by her type of indie boys
she means gays
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Sadly,
Yes. I do have a subconcious thing for the gay.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

ref: attraction to chompy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)

The gay,
Not women.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Drink 5 doubles and pass out in the toilets
it'll be like I'm there in spirit
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I'm on it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I haven't seen you in too long.
5th in July?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Yes please!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I don't know
it just seemed like it needed to be the fifth one. Like Rocky V
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Is Rocky V a good film?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)

No, it's god awful.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:22, Reply)