Right.
No one is around to play so I'm off to sleep.

It's a bit of a bugger turning up here when all the cool kids are out getting smacked up by their bitches.

I'm going to put the pipe away, tuck the slippers under the cat and go to sleep.

Night night b3ta land.

I haven't forgotten you. I'm just to chuffing busy at the moment to do anymore than take a friendly glance over here when I'm not working. I do love you really.


*snores*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Love you too honey!
Night night, sleep tight, cunt the bedbugs in the fuck.
xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Cunting bedbugs
they should fuck RIGHT off.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:14, Reply)

YOU SHOULD FUCK RIGHT OFF

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:16, Reply)

You should fuck something
just to break the drought.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:16, Reply)

Just coz you've got it on tap........

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:18, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
Oh yeah!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:21, Reply)

So they fooking should. And I'm the man for the job.
How come you aren't out on the hoy? Or aren't you one of the cool kids of which chickenlady spoke? ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:17, Reply)

I'm nearly 30 and I'm getting married in less than 2 months.
I haven't been cool for a long time. Plus I was out last night for meaty goodness, and I'm off to a wedding tomorrow, I can't go out every night or I get tired and grouchy. Like TGB.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:21, Reply)

Al, mate, are you alright?
You've yet to make reference to my horrific face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:24, Reply)

You're in a dark club
it's the best place for you. I can only imagine you were working in a paper bag factory and got one stuck over your head when you actually met your mrs. I bet she was fucking aghast when you finally managed to remove it. Shame she's too polite to tell you how she really feels.

That said, she could just be sitting safe in the knowledge that there is no way you would even get the chance to be unfaithful to her.

Are you going to play any Whitesnake?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:27, Reply)

That is some high-quality insultin'
Even by your standards. I'm impressed. Got Thunderstruck lined up next, and after that, yes I WILL play yo some Whitesnake, Cinderella
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Mmmmmmmmmmm, MEATY GOODNESS FTW!
Young whipper-snapper, you're still 29 - that's nowt man. You should totally stick Wossy on, he's interviewing a midget and everything :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:26, Reply)

I'm off to bed
got to get up early to get my hair cut. Sweet dreams lovely lady.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Aw, smart lad for teh wedding, eh?
Night night petal, sweet dreams to you too.
xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Fucking show off.
"Hair" and "cut", don't exist in my world. Sniff.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 15 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

You're not 30 yet?
Dude, I had you down as being a year younger than me. Bike sex obviously ages you.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:31, Reply)

It's being outdoors
and hiding in the bushes.

Actually I'm not nearly 30 at all, I'm only just 29, still got 10 months to go.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:32, Reply)

hiding wanking
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:34, Reply)

What, on his *special* bike? *sniggers*
Alright cracky?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 23:33, Reply)