Haha!
We never think of Mediterranean folk getting rat-arsed. You're supposed to be sensible drinkers.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

We usually are
My brother isn't though. I've got a lot more stories of him being drunk and clumsy at the same time.

Once he was having sex with a girl he'd just met in a car park, when all of a sudden, she starts shouting and saying he's got to go because her boyfriend is coming to pick her up, and the bf is crazy and would kill him.

So my brother starts running and, as it's dark and he's drunk, he doesn't see a chain going from side to side of the car park to stop cars going in or out at night (University car park).

He runs to it, falls and hits his head so strong he passes out. When he wakes up, he's lost mobility and all he can do is barely shout for help, but nobody does it because it's dark and they think he's a tramp, covered in vomit and blood (nice)

He finally managed to reach for his mobile and called a friend who quickly got there and helped him to the hospital.

You'd think he'd learn, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)