You could be invaluable to his grand* plan
After all, if the aliens bring immortality to everyone who ever lived, we'll need someone who can talk to and hopefully relate to all the confused Greeks and Romans who've suddenly winked back into existence.

*_{Batfuck insane}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I could think of nothing more unpleasant than immortality.
If I could meet anyone, I'd sit in a bar with Aristophanes and Catullus, cracking cock jokes and discussing Catullus' lady problems. Juvenal would sit making observational comedic remarks, and Socrates would be that annoying guy who tries to be clever in the wrong situations and end up annoying everyone.

Of course, Diogenes would be in a barrel, wanking.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)