Try apathy.

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm trying, I just don't know if it's working.
I'll be seeing him soon at a mutual friend's birthday, so I guess I'll know then.

I'm going to enlist the help of all my infinitely more girly and beautiful flatmates to make me look as stunning as possible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Tits out or don't even bother

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Pfft, goes without saying.
This is me we're talking about.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:00, Reply)

True dat
I don't know girls, or the intricacies of their seduction techniques, but being an absolute filth-monger in front of him is likely to work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:02, Reply)

He's not my usual dirty, horny bastard,
He's very sweet and a little shy, so I may have to tone it down.
But I don't think the aim is to seduce him. Maybe just make him jealous, or realise what he lost?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Unfortunately some guys aren't that fussed about the packaging as long as you're living in the same postcode district.

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

If this is an interesting euphemism I'm not sure I understand it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Just having a dig at you know who again.
Take no notice.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

*winks*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Ah
Then yes, looking stunning, being friendly-but-not-flirty with him, although with a slight lingering physical contact, will work a treat. Worked for me, my ex-now-current did the same and I craved her something chronic.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Excellent.
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
If of course, seduction is a side effect, I'm not going to turn him down, I just don't want to get my hopes up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Sounds like you've got the right idea
You don't need my help.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:15, Reply)

You re-assured me that it may work.
Thank you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)