Exactly
There really should be a business that specialises in loaning out hot celebrities to ordinary folk for 24 hours. We might be onto something here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I dunno
I'm working on my latest venture which involves hypnotising people into thinking they've had a fabulous holiday somewhere amazing, thus saving them the full cost and hassle of having had to go on holiday.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:04, Reply)

that's actually quite a genius idea
Like in American Dad when Stan puts his family in the simulator goo.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:10, Reply)

thanks :-)
I've had a few good ones over the years

highlights are: car-shaped irons (that go vroom when you push them about)
scotch onions
revolver bongs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

what the hell is a revolver bong?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)

wiggy will love this I am sure
a bong that looks like a revolver. you put your mouth over the barrel and pull the trigger, which simultaneously rotates a pre-packed chamber into place and strikes a lighter to ignite it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)