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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What do you get when you cross a budgie with a lawnmower?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Shredded Tweet!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:01, Reply)
You got it!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:01, Reply)
I'm trying so hard not to find that amusing
and failing. Thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:08, Reply)
Go boil yer 'ead!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:11, Reply)
I think you'll find it's
Gan bile ya heid.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:20, Reply)
Is that North-East?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:26, Reply)
Apparently not.
It's the method of pronunciation used by my Weegie friend. But he is weird.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:27, Reply)
No
That makes sense too, when I read it in that accent
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)
Honestly, I wish I didn't find that funny
But it really was. Played. God I'm tired. I need coffee and hookers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:23, Reply)
Even I found that amusing
Try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:12, Reply)
What do cats read in the morning?
Mews of the World.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:34, Reply)
*assaults*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:36, Reply)
What do you get when you cross a whore with an elephant?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:20, Reply)
Erm....
Something about a cavernous vadge.
Or, a prostitute with a good memory.
Put me out of my misery.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:22, Reply)
A Hooker who does it for peanuts and never forgets a face.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:28, Reply)
The best kind

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:29, Reply)
- a blow job you'll never forget?
Morning chaps.
Kisses for Roota xx
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:31, Reply)

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