A bright bubbly Good Morning to all you lovely people.
And B3tans.

Busy day today, getting Piglet on the road in his own right.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 7:17, 76 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning porky!
Is that in a car or on a bike?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 7:56, Reply)

In a car.
If I can get the insurance sorted out he'll have it today.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:00, Reply)

A new car?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:01, Reply)

Nah. X reg mazda 323f. It'll do to start him off.
He's had a go of it and it seems ok. Insurance sorted, just got to go get the cash now. Bloody hell you kids are expensive.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:16, Reply)

Mornin' people
I am knackered. Someone tell me a joke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 May 2010, 7:59, Reply)

What do you get when you cross a budgie with a lawnmower?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:00, Reply)

Shredded Tweet!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:01, Reply)

You got it!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:01, Reply)

I'm trying so hard not to find that amusing
and failing. Thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:08, Reply)

Go boil yer 'ead!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:11, Reply)

I think you'll find it's
Gan bile ya heid.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Is that North-East?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:26, Reply)

Apparently not.
It's the method of pronunciation used by my Weegie friend. But he is weird.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:27, Reply)

No
That makes sense too, when I read it in that accent
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Honestly, I wish I didn't find that funny
But it really was. Played. God I'm tired. I need coffee and hookers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:23, Reply)

Even I found that amusing
Try harder.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:12, Reply)

What do cats read in the morning?
Mews of the World.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:34, Reply)

*assaults*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:36, Reply)

What do you get when you cross a whore with an elephant?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Erm....
Something about a cavernous vadge.
Or, a prostitute with a good memory.
Put me out of my misery.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:22, Reply)

A Hooker who does it for peanuts and never forgets a face.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:28, Reply)

The best kind

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:29, Reply)

- a blow job you'll never forget?
Morning chaps.
Kisses for Roota xx
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Two jamaicans turn up to a party in a club, but they are stopped by the bouncer
" 'Ere, you can't can't come in it's fancy dress only."

"Arh no mon, what's da teme?"

" Well it's emotions, so piss off and get some costumes"

With that the two Jamaicans boggle off to find some costumes. Twenty minutes later they return almost naked, one with his dick in a pear and the other with his dick in some custard.

"What the fuck do you think you come as", the bouncer angrily asked.


"Well" they reply, " I'm in dis-pear", "and I'm fuckin dis-custard!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:29, Reply)

What do you call a Jamaican Proctologist?
The Pokeymon.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Bloke goes to a fancy dress party, naked, with a naked woman on his back.
What the fuck's this? asks the bouncer.
I'm a snail the bloke replies.
And what is she?
That's Michelle.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Mornin' all
I know its going to warm up, but its still bloody chilly in my office.

I'm in shorts until December now.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:03, Reply)

It was freezing outside my pub yesterday
People were sitting in the sunshine being blown about, but determined to 'enjoy' it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:05, Reply)

Quite so
I like my legs to have a bit of colour, even if it is pale beige.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:09, Reply)

It's not proper weatherbeaten unless it's pale blue with mauve patches.
Soft southern bumders.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:17, Reply)

We can't help it.
The unforgiving sun beating down on us, turning us from ice blue to pink.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:21, Reply)

Bastards.
Go on rub it in. Rich cunts with your "We can afford better weather."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:28, Reply)

I didn't say I could afford it
I have to have a second mortgage.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:30, Reply)

I'll be able to afford a little something when mine finishes in December.
*Gets croissant and fruit juice*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:37, Reply)

You'll have heard of Job from the bible?
Take heed, Smuggers.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

oh man I totally get that!! all the time!
and yes, it is possible for that in australia. Particularly where I live.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Morning all, early start in work today
but it's such a beautiful day I don't mind too much.

I have granola with beiires for brekkie, it turns my milk purple!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:04, Reply)

It is indeed a beautiful day.
The Cathedrals look all gorgeous in the morning sun.
I feel nice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:06, Reply)

Not many cathedrals in West London where I am, more shitty old office blocks
Many years ago I took History of Art as an A-Level with particular emphasis on Gothic architecture, so I would spen a lot of time in Cathedrals all over the country, looking back I rather enjoyed it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:07, Reply)

Our old one is kind of neo-gothic I think
But I could be talking out of my 'arris.
I'm off for a shower.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:10, Reply)

evening folks.
please help. I'm getting addicted to Doctor Who. It's very problematic.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:27, Reply)

Just watch more of it.
You'll soon get fed up. I have.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Last night I watched the new Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey
(the cunt just turned up and wouldn't go home) and it seemed to me this Sherlock had a fair bit of Dr WHo about him. Anyone else think that?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:35, Reply)

I won't be watching that, then.
Jeremy Brett shall never be beaten.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I've not seen that sherlock holmes thing yet.
Our cinema burned down :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Basil Rathbone surely?
Nigel Bruce was the best Watson too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I disagree.
Rathbone is a poor second to Brett. It's rare that I consider a later version of anything superior, but in the case of Holmes I maintain Brett has it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:57, Reply)

You'll go off it when you get older.
*looks around B3ta*

Ah, I may need to revise this opinion....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:31, Reply)

maybe so...

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:39, Reply)

That's not a problem
Unless you have to watch it from behind the sofa.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:33, Reply)

well that's partly the problem. It terrifies me, makes me laugh, and thrills me all at once. I love it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Like sex then?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:35, Reply)

well yeah, kinda.
just not quite as messy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:37, Reply)

Better really. Not as messy.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:37, Reply)

how is it better? stop being a heathen.
only chocolate is better.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Who doesn't?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Woo, yay and hoopla!
Good morning all.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:33, Reply)

xx for BGB!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Fanks!

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Good morning.
There is a cartoon about you in this week's Private Eye.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:36, Reply)

There is?
I'm assuming if it's in Private Eye then it's less than flattering.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:39, Reply)

I suppose if we wait long enough
Bart will get it up (snigger) for us to see?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:41, Reply)

I can't find it on the website, so you had better browse a magazine shop.
I think its on page 5 or 7.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:43, Reply)

As if I'm going to go to the trouble.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Sup homies?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Blud!

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Word.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:44, Reply)

'Sup NIGGAH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Wagwan?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Easy blacka dread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Speck.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Bredren.
Cease and sekkle.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:51, Reply)

What's happnin Noel-dawg?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

*sucks teeth*

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

teeth _ _ _ _
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Work an' ting innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:47, Reply)