Two jamaicans turn up to a party in a club, but they are stopped by the bouncer
" 'Ere, you can't can't come in it's fancy dress only."

"Arh no mon, what's da teme?"

" Well it's emotions, so piss off and get some costumes"

With that the two Jamaicans boggle off to find some costumes. Twenty minutes later they return almost naked, one with his dick in a pear and the other with his dick in some custard.

"What the fuck do you think you come as", the bouncer angrily asked.


"Well" they reply, " I'm in dis-pear", "and I'm fuckin dis-custard!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

What do you call a Jamaican Proctologist?
The Pokeymon.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)