*puts jewelled turban on*
There is something you need to confront.
It will be scary but it must be done or it will come back and bite your arse.
And the second one means you think your fella is a dozy plantpot!

I've had some milk and it feels a bit better.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 7:21, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ooh Ooh! Mistress Roota
I dreamt I was a pair of curtains.

What can that mean?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 7:50, Reply)

Pull the udder one!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:10, Reply)

Pull yourself together man.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 19 May 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Milky drinks will help.
As will mints. I used to get heartburn a lot.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 May 2010, 7:59, Reply)

Ta la

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:10, Reply)

Mmmm Milk
I love milk, it's the thing I miss more on my diet. I'm allowed only a little bit in the morning :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 8:11, Reply)

Have skimmed milk
It tastes awfull but better than nothing.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:15, Reply)

Yes
I'm only allowed to a little bit of SKIMMED milk every morning.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Can you replace something else with a bit more milk?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Yes, I could
But then I think I would starve. Milk has a very high ratio calories/feeling of fulliness.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 8:50, Reply)

I disagree
Skimmed milk is horrible. You'd be better taking some water and stirring in some white emulsion paint.

I don't even like semi-skimmed. It's full fat or nothing for me.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:22, Reply)

I didn't say it was nice
Better than nothing in tea and coffee though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Ah, well that's it then
I don't drink tea or coffee, so I wouldn't know.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:38, Reply)

I like my tea without milk
That's not the problem. The cereals almost dry in the morning are disgusting, though.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 8:51, Reply)