Heartburn
Feels like there is a chunk of beef stuck in my windpipe.
Can't find the Gaviscon because I don't get heartburn very often.

I suspect I might have to kick a bit more arse in work today, but this will be a blow for the sane and the opressed.

Other than that I am in a super mood.
What's stuck in your throat this morning?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 7:08, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had 2 dreams yesterday night that made me feel awful
In the first one, I was hiding from a bear that escaped from the zoo. It's a long story, but I was there for what felt like hours, trying to position myself against the wind, scared as I'd never been. Then suddenly, it went. I quickly called the police and while I was on the phone I heard a little girl crying and shouting while the bear was tearing her appart. Her little brother went to help, shouting to the bear to leave her alone, and the bear killed him too. I woke up sweating and feeling terribly guilty.

On the second, my bf forgot to tell me he had exams to do, just the same weekend we were planning to go on holidays. I got mental. I know now that even if it had been true, I would have been upset, but never so mad, shouting at him, hating him, when it wasn't even his fault. Again, I woke up with a lot of guilt on my heart.

I don't know what can cure heartburn, I've never had it. Maybe water, lemon and a bit of soda bicarbonate, mixed all together and drank very quickly. It'll make you burp like Homer!

Good morning!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 7:18, Reply)

*puts jewelled turban on*
There is something you need to confront.
It will be scary but it must be done or it will come back and bite your arse.
And the second one means you think your fella is a dozy plantpot!

I've had some milk and it feels a bit better.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 7:21, Reply)

Ooh Ooh! Mistress Roota
I dreamt I was a pair of curtains.

What can that mean?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 7:50, Reply)

Pull the udder one!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:10, Reply)

Pull yourself together man.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 19 May 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Milky drinks will help.
As will mints. I used to get heartburn a lot.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 May 2010, 7:59, Reply)

Ta la

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:10, Reply)

Mmmm Milk
I love milk, it's the thing I miss more on my diet. I'm allowed only a little bit in the morning :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 8:11, Reply)

Have skimmed milk
It tastes awfull but better than nothing.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:15, Reply)

Yes
I'm only allowed to a little bit of SKIMMED milk every morning.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Can you replace something else with a bit more milk?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Yes, I could
But then I think I would starve. Milk has a very high ratio calories/feeling of fulliness.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 8:50, Reply)

I disagree
Skimmed milk is horrible. You'd be better taking some water and stirring in some white emulsion paint.

I don't even like semi-skimmed. It's full fat or nothing for me.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:22, Reply)

I didn't say it was nice
Better than nothing in tea and coffee though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Ah, well that's it then
I don't drink tea or coffee, so I wouldn't know.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:38, Reply)

I like my tea without milk
That's not the problem. The cereals almost dry in the morning are disgusting, though.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Gaviscon is awful stuff
Makes me want to puke. Far better with the traditional Rennies - yes they're chalky but that's what I like about them!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:15, Reply)

Lanzaprazole FTW!
I'm a big hungover but doing ok.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:27, Reply)

Lanzaprazole
Sounds like it should be a Spanish island. With a volcano.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:33, Reply)

Or a mexican bandit.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Now I've got that biscuit advert in my head
"You can't stand it with Bandit"...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:40, Reply)

A lump.
I saw this icon last night and cried. How incredibly sweet. A colleague's daughter was knocked down by a car in Luton, some kid in an R32 doing 88 in a 30 zone. She's the same age as kiddo and I didn't really realise how much it'd got to me until I stopped to think about Jessie for a moment, then it just came out. My workmate's daughter has been on varying levels of life-support for three weeks now and is fortunately slowly improving. I guess I'm emotional.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:37, Reply)

Anyway MORNING YOU CUNTS

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:43, Reply)

That's more like it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Good, we can all be rude to each other again.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Piss off grandpa.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Moooooooomin!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Slag.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Thanks.
I forgot to post that book, and I haven't brought it with me today either. Aren't I fantastic? How's you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

See sig for details : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:49, Reply)

What happened to your wheeeeeeey?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:50, Reply)

I haven't got room for wheeeeey.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Blood clots from last night's nosebleed.
Just can't manage to howk them up properly.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 19 May 2010, 8:57, Reply)

What happened to your nose yesterday?
Put it on a fight again?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Nothing so interesting.
Elbow in the face from my loved one. She claims she was asleep.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Blood claaaart

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Nothing, it's just a bit dry
I had an inappropriate dream last night. I'm a bit confused and a bit annoyed.

I'm also quite scared for exams today.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:59, Reply)

How was it yesterday?
And good luck again!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Yesterday was ok
walked out early for the first time in my life. 25% was hellish, 75% was hard. I hope it'll be ok.

The one in a few hours is terrifying me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Don't be scared, that's the worst you can do
It'll block anything you know.

Just have a nice cup of tea, or coffee or milk, and relax. I'm sure you'll do great.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Just relax
We passed all of ours years ago, and got distinctions. So no pressure really.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I didn't : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Don't tell her Pike.
I'm trying a bit of reverse pschology.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:16, Reply)

BROKEN BRITAIN
has stuck in my throat this morning.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Cheer up you old bugger.
"Always look on the bright side of life."
etc.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I can't.
Asylum seekers and gippoes have ruined our once great nation with their muslim bombs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Look, I work for chinks and wogs.
Its not so bad, provided they don't eat in front of you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:06, Reply)

They eat children, I heard.
They steal them from good Christian families at night, and boil them up in a big pot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:07, Reply)

And serve them up at Tayyabs.
Its a win win situation. Fewer kids on the streets and delicious food.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:11, Reply)

So THAT'S their 'secret ingredient'....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:13, Reply)

And the secret blend of herbs and spices.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I dreamt I was black last night
I was a master thief along with my brother, who was the guy who plays Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock. The police stormed our building but we escaped down secret passages. Weird.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Did you wake up
and automatically throw yourself down the stairs at your local police station?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Fo' shizzle ma nizzle

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I blame the Conservatives.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I have apple skin in my teeth
ARGH!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Ew!
Makes me feel weird that does
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:03, Reply)

that's a v personal question!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

You dirty mare!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:03, Reply)