Cheer up you old bugger.
"Always look on the bright side of life."
etc.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I can't.
Asylum seekers and gippoes have ruined our once great nation with their muslim bombs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Look, I work for chinks and wogs.
Its not so bad, provided they don't eat in front of you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:06, Reply)

They eat children, I heard.
They steal them from good Christian families at night, and boil them up in a big pot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:07, Reply)

And serve them up at Tayyabs.
Its a win win situation. Fewer kids on the streets and delicious food.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:11, Reply)

So THAT'S their 'secret ingredient'....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:13, Reply)

And the secret blend of herbs and spices.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I dreamt I was black last night
I was a master thief along with my brother, who was the guy who plays Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock. The police stormed our building but we escaped down secret passages. Weird.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Did you wake up
and automatically throw yourself down the stairs at your local police station?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Fo' shizzle ma nizzle

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)