Do a reverse McCann
and leave the mother at home to mysteriously* vanish while you are having a meal at the local bar with the nipper and friends

*i.e. find her dead, do a frantic cover up and deny everything ALLEGEDLY
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hahaha
Yeah, get her smashed and leave her with a dodgy, moustacheioed sex pest (not al).

Beer fest next week Yeeeeeeessssssss!
( djtrialprice, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:17, Reply)

hell yes!
its going to be painful, at this rate its a quick visit Tuesday afternoon, then all dayers on Wednesday, Thursday & Friday then off to Twickenham for the Guinness premiership final on Saturday!

When are you planning on going?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Probably Monday
Definitely Tuesday. Probably Wednesday. Thursday if I can be arsed. Not worth it by Friday - all the prole scum come along by then and ruin it.
( djtrialprice, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:21, Reply)

don't bother with the Monday
in my experience they often haven't settled all the beers properly so there is a smaller selection and more chance of getting a rough pint, Tuesday and Wednesday are always the best days, well ping me a text when you're about and i'll wander up, fall over and waffle drunkenly at you!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)

notfor example,
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)