Seriously?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 19 May 2010, 10:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Totally serious.
No one knows how much Monty hurt me with his Marc Almond jibes; it was then that I knew I needed revenge and formed my evil plan to get him back. I met up with his psycho ex, seduced her and got her knocked up knowing she would turn to Monty for help and would offer him a holiday in Cyprus thus getting him out of the country for a period of time.
Having previously made a copy of his front door key (which I found round at Psycho's place) and whilst he flounces around in the sunshine I will sneak into his flat, take all his beloved Tractor, Pink Fairies and Shakin Stevens records, replace them with Non Stop Erotic Cabaret and copies the Tainted Love 12" - and revenge will me mine.
Monty - from hell's heart I stab at thee.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)

That seems perfectly sane to me. Others might disagree.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 19 May 2010, 11:22, Reply)

YOU FIEND!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)