he wears a nightie
and has his hair in curlers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Stubbing a cigarette on the pushchair full of Stella...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

By which you mean the beverage and the child named after it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Nah - the kid's called Nokia.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:04, Reply)

WRONG, ACTUALLY
Asda is near my work so I only ever go there looking smart. And I only EVER go there if I'm having a bad day and need reminding that it could be worse. However hideous I may be, at least I haven't scraped the bottom of the Asda-shopping barrel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)

one thing Asda is good for:
towels

lasted a fuck load longer and are just the same soft and fluffiness as ones we got from Next for 5 times the price.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I did not see that coming

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I like to keep you guessing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Pricktease

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Prick

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Pri

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)