How can you assist us in becoming better internet JMG?
No fat chicks is a given.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I can help simply through association.
I literally have tens of other websites I'm handling at the moment.
One fat kid bullied at a time. Bullied in to being slimmer.

I am the best thing to handle the United Kingdom now for many a year.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 19 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

get bullied slim
top selling DVD of Xmas '10 - featuring the wedgy, the debagging and the truffle shuffle.

Buy yours today and recieve free insult scales -"You weigh 12 stone to fat cunt do some excercise"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I think you should become a politician
JMG for prime minister
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Most of my public speeches shall be done whilst holding two of my rivals in simultaneous headlocks.
Just to show who's in charge.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 19 May 2010, 17:01, Reply)