Alright there Drassive Mugs?
Popular cultural phenomenon JMG taking a look at /QOTW for a bit to see if it's still shit.
What advances would you say you've all made in the past month?

Sell yourselves to better internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 19 May 2010, 16:52, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How can you assist us in becoming better internet JMG?
No fat chicks is a given.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I can help simply through association.
I literally have tens of other websites I'm handling at the moment.
One fat kid bullied at a time. Bullied in to being slimmer.

I am the best thing to handle the United Kingdom now for many a year.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 19 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

get bullied slim
top selling DVD of Xmas '10 - featuring the wedgy, the debagging and the truffle shuffle.

Buy yours today and recieve free insult scales -"You weigh 12 stone to fat cunt do some excercise"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I think you should become a politician
JMG for prime minister
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Most of my public speeches shall be done whilst holding two of my rivals in simultaneous headlocks.
Just to show who's in charge.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 19 May 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I have a GNVQ in pug maintenance
So if you want one serviced, I'm your man
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

That's a Donkey Gums area.
I've never handled a pug.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 19 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

i have been sent home from work
ill. what is JMG's suggested cure for non-aspergers related sickness?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Take your top off and run it off.
Go down the park and roundhouse some of the ugly folk. Build up a layer of sweat.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 19 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

topless running
sounds like a dangerous sport
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:03, Reply)

True.
You'd have half of QOTW sweating nearby and not talking at all to you.
Like Wacky Races but everyone's in a Honda Accord.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 19 May 2010, 17:11, Reply)

careful there jmg
it almost sounds as if you think half of qotw is ugly. which is fine, but that must mean you think the other half is hot!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:18, Reply)

The other half don't go outside.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 19 May 2010, 17:37, Reply)

that actually did
make me laugh out loud. you are on form tonight.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Master JMG Can I touch the hem of your raiment?
I have a cough that won't shift.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:23, Reply)

This thread's a bit shit, isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:30, Reply)

hey!
i am involved, so i resent this slur on me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Your bit was fine.
*pats head*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:41, Reply)

mind the new haircut
part of my expensive weekend, that was. although i can't quite shake the worry that it does look exactly like a shiny black motorbike helmet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Monty, we are humouring a 12 year old.
Why don't you join in the fun, he'll be bored soon.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Can't blame me. It's about QOTW.
Self harm isn't going to help QOTW.
Everybody buck up.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 19 May 2010, 17:35, Reply)

QOTW is generally shit. Hence the shitness.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Haha..
Wonderful!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 19 May 2010, 17:42, Reply)

OH THE 24!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:48, Reply)

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 19 May 2010, 17:59, Reply)