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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would like to know
how he orchestrated this.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I'm trying to work out if I should beat you with a frying pan or if that was just an accidental pun.
Accidental? Pianos? Maybe? No.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)
A little off key.
-but on the scale of things here ...
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Calm down, no need to lose your tempo.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)
The appeal of these jokes has rapidly diminished.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Well that fell flat.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
You're sharp today

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
I know, one cup of coffee and I'm all keyed up

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Hoping that one gets a chordial reception

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I could come up with some great ones if you'd give me a minim.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Don't fret, it will.
Just don't string him along.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Give it a rest.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)
if you keep this up you'll become a quavering wreck

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Ok, we'll talk about something else to bridge the gap.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Piano jokes aren't my forte, I'm afraid.

(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)
*coughs*


*points down*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)
We've already had that one
Try to key-p up, old boy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Bah. Now it looks like I'm pedalling second hand jokes.

(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Yes, it's tanto-mount to plagiarism

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:53, Reply)
I apologise. I'm an upright, if not grand, sort of a chap, normally.

(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
(I'd award you treble points for the subtlety of that one,
though it does leave me struggling for what to bass my next pun on)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I take my capo off to you, sir.
I apologise, that was a minor disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Nice one
I'm struggling to breve after that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)
If I were a man
I'd have a semibreve

*winces* Oh that was bad.

Duly noted.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Yeah that was ten(or)uous.
No symphony from me for that one.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)
I'll think of alto-native ones

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)
If you like I can Jota few down for you...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)
It's just the way I conduct myself.
www.sadtrombone.com/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
You have a clef lip'n'palate

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:36, Reply)
You're going to have to stave off an attack after how horrible that pun was

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Sorry - puns just aren't my forte.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:38, Reply)
You really are on a (barca)roll(e) today, aren't you?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Gigue-us Christ, that was convoluted

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Yeah, they're starting to depart from the realms of common senza...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)
I'm going to punch you in the harpsicord.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Not if I kick you in the seguidilla first

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)
You coda thought of a better reply than that, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)
No(te)

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)
this is getting bad
I'm going to have to fire you out of a canon
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Well, it might alleviate
the Te Deum
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:50, Reply)
These puns are magna opera

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)

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