That is not answering either question
unless your signature move is narration.

Which book?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Gateway by Frederik Phol
in truth the guy was referring to being thrown off a space station rather than through a window...

narration is my signature move. That and kicking people in the neck.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Bollocks can you get your foot as high as someone's neck
Unless you're stood on a chair. Or that person is a dwarf. Or a child.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Pfft.
Kicking people in the neck is easy. Just takes bit of training and a lot of effort.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:36, Reply)

With Vipros being a self-confessed weedaholic
I think the "lot of effort" part might prove my point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:37, Reply)

add to that the fact that I'm still a recovering fatty
and you are on to something

I am surprisingly flexible though. even when I was at my most plump. It used to shock people seeing someone 6'2" and weighing 15* stone putting their legs behind their head.

*quite a bit lighter than that these days
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:51, Reply)

That is quite impressive
Assuming it was your own leg and not THEIR leg
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

it was my own
I only discovered I could do it at the age of 18. was quite a surprise
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

How the fuck do you discover something like that by accident?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

attempted to blow himself
aicmfp
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

couldn't be further from the truth
drunk at a party with a lady, I was sat cross legged on the floor and the way I was sat apparently meant I looked flexible, so she forced me into the lotus position, and then suggested I try putting my leg behind my head. I succeeded
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)