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I appear to have got away with calling Monty a bumderSo I will share with you my favourite long word that I use to annoy people.
Defenestration. The act of chucking someone through a window.
What long words amuse you?
Alt Q - if you were a Bond villain(ess), what would your signature death move be?
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defenestration is a word that amuses me toomoreover, I just finished reading a book where someone says it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:57,
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in them, nosupported them (and Napalm Death!) yes.
sorry, that could have been worded better...
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NiiiiiceI used to enjoy Defenestration. Singer was moderately lengthworthy
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we shared a dressing room with themunfortunately we were kicked out when she was in the shower...
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TskWhat else is the point of women in rock bands if not to look hot?
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To sing and/or play instruments?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:35,
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or defenestrationthey weren't exactly amazing...
arch enemy though...
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Hole aren't the only female fronted band in existenceand Courtney Love isn't actually a woman
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:41,
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Good point well madeI actually have nowt against female fronted bands, am partial to a bit of Paramore at the minute. Hole were just the first predominently female band who were massively shit to spring to mind
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I would bone the bird from Paramorecheck out Concrete Blonde. Singer isn't all that hot, but I love her voice.
The music isn't for everyone though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:50,
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Although I didn't like the singer's voice muchI did like Jack off Jill back in the day
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:51,
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What;s her face from Jack off Jill-rather her than boring Paramore girl
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:00,
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Ahh, I remember them!And Pist.On...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:53,
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Mila Jovovich sings with Maynard JKAnd I would totally knob the chick from Paramore too, plus Aimee Echo of TheStart (formerly Human Waste Project).
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:53,
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my sister likes herbut if you're just talking looks not music, then Emilie Autumn is really pretty
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:02,
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Aimee Echommmmmm, totally would
and mila jovovich
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:12,
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it is delightful(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:20,
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That is not answering either questionunless your signature move is narration.
Which book?
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Gateway by Frederik Pholin truth the guy was referring to being thrown off a space station rather than through a window...
narration is my signature move. That and kicking people in the neck.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:05,
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Bollocks can you get your foot as high as someone's neckUnless you're stood on a chair. Or that person is a dwarf. Or a child.
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Pfft.Kicking people in the neck is easy. Just takes bit of training and a lot of effort.
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With Vipros being a self-confessed weedaholicI think the "lot of effort" part might prove my point
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add to that the fact that I'm still a recovering fattyand you are on to something
I am surprisingly flexible though. even when I was at my most plump. It used to shock people seeing someone 6'2" and weighing 15* stone putting their legs behind their head.
*quite a bit lighter than that these days
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:51,
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That is quite impressiveAssuming it was your own leg and not THEIR leg
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it was my ownI only discovered I could do it at the age of 18. was quite a surprise
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:55,
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couldn't be further from the truthdrunk at a party with a lady, I was sat cross legged on the floor and the way I was sat apparently meant I looked flexible, so she forced me into the lotus position, and then suggested I try putting my leg behind my head. I succeeded
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:14,
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I got to study the Defenestration of PragueWhere a duke (?) and his two aides got chucked out a window and lead to a diplomatic incident/a war
You can tell I didn't pay attention past the first bit.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:00,
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Someone told me that the other dayI was so impressed that I made it my Facebok status. No higher praise.
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I like the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.The facebook group amuses me just for the profile picture of the duck looking in at you from an aeroplane window.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:36,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:20,
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InsufflationSnorting for posh people.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:02,
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One isinsufflating these rather excellent drugs with a E500 note, don'tcherknow.
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It's not particularlylong, but then again I'm always informed that length isn't that important. I like the word sigmoidal. It's way more interesting than binomial, for instance.
I also quite liked whatsit-Onatopp from Goldeneye killing people with her thighs, although personally I'd rather be a ninja.
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Not really a long wordBut I enjoy anacrusis/upbeat/whatever it is in German
IT ALL MEANS THE SAME THING
I better explain. ἀνα is up, κρύσις is a beat.
YEAAAAAAAH
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:02,
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I'm like a modern version of MedusaMy face petrifies people. (πέτρος is stone, so to petrify is to turn to stone)
But I can't turn men rock hard :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:03,
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What, my face, or my ability to turn men on?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:06,
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The latterPlease see my previous comments about how men are incredibly shallow bastards
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I don't get how I'm supposed to prove that to you :((
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:09,
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Several methods occurbut they're all either disgusting or highly improper
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Well she won't get YOU rock hard:she's female...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:07,
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Sick burn.How are you doing Lord Boyce?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:14,
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I'm magnificent, young lady, thank you.Got my holiday booked last night, rather looking forward to it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:16,
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That's good. Keep it in your pants, and enjoy being with your daughter.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:17,
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Will do.and will do.
My problem is that my ex is very nice looking and is capable of being really, really nice. She's incredibly clever too - but also fucking horrible and I have to remember that at all times.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:20,
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Just think of DFand your stiffy will vanish immediately.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:22,
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Except whenDF is all glammed up and looks a bit like Bowie. Then maybe Monty shouldn't think of him. Hate-sex is still sex
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:39,
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I can't help it if I look a bit like Montyyou have a girlfriend you shouldn't enjoy it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:45,
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I can't say with any certainty that you don't look like Montyas I have no idea what he looks like. I am prepared to assume a certain degree of physical differentiation, however. Unless he owns space hoppers
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I would travel back in time and give the mother of my enemies the MMR jab right into her wombThen my enemy would get autism and I would bully him to death over the internet. job done.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:05,
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Where the fuck's that?I'm going there. That's even better than Mianus
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I think Snodland is a good place name.My secondary form teacher was called Snod cos he had a deformed nose. Like a small pair ao arse cheeks on the end. His missus was the Snodette, and his car was the Snodmobile. What topped it though was it was a Wartburg. people like that shouldn't go into teaching.
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There is a little Jack Russel terrier in Mianus(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:09,
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Anyone know the best way to get into Mianus?It's an open goal, people
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I'm notreally in to bumdiving, to be honest. Perhaps you and Monty could give it a go?
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Whilst I would not normally profess to speak for Mr BoyceI can say with some authority that he'd rather die
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New Zealand.But it's not spelt like that. It just sounds like that.
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That's a bloody long way to go for a town name which probably isn't as amusing in real life(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:16, Reply)
You have got away with NOTHING, you mincing chutney-ferret.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:05,
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Dangmust try harder
*strains to resist urge to make Bowie reference*
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Countryside-noun
1. a particular section of a country, esp. a rural section.
2. The killing of Piers Morgan
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:07,
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If I was a Bond villainI'd strap people down and sellotape a mobile phone to their ear, and have my mooks constantly call it until the person got face cancer and died.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:09,
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"Do you expect me to talk, Labia?""No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die... over the course of several years, even though there's no medical proof that it increases the chance of cancer, but science isn't always true, am I right? Oh, sorry, you're on the phone, didn't mean to interrupt. Anyway, catch you later!"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:19,
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If I was a bond villianmy signature move would be shooting them in the face and THEN telling them my evil plans.
But if I had a bit of time on my hands....
I would construct a world, much like the one in that Jim carrey film I've forgotten the name of, and make my minions have plastic surgery to look like my victims friends and family. Things would go along as normal for a while until the victim notices that everything is getting smaller and smaller. It would involve rebuilding the entire set periodically and finding some midgets and finding a plastic surgeon who's not afraid to operate on midgets. Eventually the victim finds himself a giant among men (midgets) and has the power goes to his head his entire tiny family and friends turn on him and eventually in a wickerman move burn him to death whilst having a massive carnaval in celebration of my evil genius
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:21,
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The Truman ShowYou fucking freak.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:22,
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Are you still angry about thatembarrassing bodies joke? I just think you should get that weird growth looked at. What? That's your penis?? Oh god, I'm sorry
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:25,
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You never saw my cockOnly Duncan Goodhew and Richard O'Brien.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:28,
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Fuck you shit-cunt I'm at a disadvantage as I'm not "technically" retarded.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:40,
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All you have to do to reclaim your crownis come up with something more creative than the above
Piece of piss
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But I'm too busy being angry at worktwats, everywhere. It's like a twats convention, in a twat travel lodge in TGB's massive twat.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:47,
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I'm going to hazarda guess that you work in retail, customer service or one of the other arenas that involves dealing with the cretinous British public(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)
Superhydrophobe.Something that is extremely difficult to get wet.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)
No!Don't be such a bumder; it was her fault. 'Project the blame to release the pain.'
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Luckily I was kiddingAlthough with hindsight I'm amazed I was able to get hard for her
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She had nowt on the current Ms Foxtrot, shall we sayBut then nor does any other woman I've ever met
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Every time bond was watching his favourite TV programmeI'd phone him up. He'd say "What'sh up?" and I'd be all "Oh, nothin'. Just wanted a chat." and then we'd have a really awkward conversation full of drawn out pauses.
Then, when he'd go to the cinema to see the latest film, I'd sit next to him eating sweets really loudly. I'd get the table next to him in restaurants and tell off colour jokes in a loud voice through the course of his meal. I'd pick up the last item that he wanted on the shelf of a supermarket. At every time in his life where he wanted or needed something, I'd be there to ruin it. And, eventually, the stress for him would be so immense, so consuming, that he'd jump off a tall building.
And, after he had splatted to the floor, he would look up and see me, standing over him. With his dying breath, he would say "Did you expect me to talk?" and I would say "NO MISTER BOND! I EXPECTED YOU TO FLY!"
Killed by a crap pun, you cunt. Superior Evil.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:28,
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I like this more for the sheer petty annoyancesIt sounds like how I treat an old housemate of mine.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:31,
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Since no signature death moveis ever going to work on Bond, I would amuse him by explaining my evil plans, preferably including betrayal by a close friend of his, but actually simply lying, letting him escape and leaving a small box with a bomb close to where he thinks he will be able to disable the imaginary nuclear bomb
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:29,
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The ol' switcherooGood work. Would the imaginary nuclear device just have a card in it saying "HA FUCKING HA"?
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Nopeit would have a Chupa Chip lolly. I'm not all evil you know
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:36,
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BlessSo he'd die happy. Or if not happy, then at least sugar'd up
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I'd take him to a swingparkand put him on the roundabout and get me and my cronies to swing him round REALLY fast until he starts crying and begging me to stop.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:33,
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I'd pose as a barmanand follow him to every purveryor of alcholic beverage that he ever frequents, and consistently serve him stirred Vodka Martini until he implodes with frustration
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Schadenfreudeis my favourite word of the moment.
And my death move would be to shoot them in the chest with a bangstick.
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