I can't accept that until it's proven to me
*waits*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What, my face, or my ability to turn men on?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

The latter
Please see my previous comments about how men are incredibly shallow bastards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I don't get how I'm supposed to prove that to you :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Several methods occur
but they're all either disgusting or highly improper
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Well she won't get YOU rock hard:
she's female...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Sick burn.
How are you doing Lord Boyce?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I'm magnificent, young lady, thank you.
Got my holiday booked last night, rather looking forward to it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:16, Reply)

That's good. Keep it in your pants, and enjoy being with your daughter.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Will do.
and will do.

My problem is that my ex is very nice looking and is capable of being really, really nice. She's incredibly clever too - but also fucking horrible and I have to remember that at all times.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Just think of DF
and your stiffy will vanish immediately.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:22, Reply)

*bows*
Happy to be of service
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Except when
DF is all glammed up and looks a bit like Bowie. Then maybe Monty shouldn't think of him. Hate-sex is still sex
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I asked you to keep our sex outfits private, young lady

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I can't help it if I look a bit like Monty
you have a girlfriend you shouldn't enjoy it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I can't say with any certainty that you don't look like Monty
as I have no idea what he looks like. I am prepared to assume a certain degree of physical differentiation, however. Unless he owns space hoppers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:51, Reply)